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I think Trippier is conveying what most of us are thinking with this.

Didn’t see this Sheffield Wednesday sponsorship coming, mind.

Footballers should only be allowed to be on the nest in September and October of an even numbered year. Selfish to do otherwise.

Was under £9 one year.

If that weasel Grealish is worth £100m, you can double it for Bruno.

Ice in his veins, this kid.

Sounds like an amend needs to be made to the Downfall clip.

Everyone who is from these MLF-claimed areas is a plastic that doesn’t go to games. The comparative attendances of both clubs will back this up, right?

Talking about fighting, strongholds, etc man. Bunch of absolute troglodytes.

What the fuck? Nearly three extra minutes.

Clip of Henderson, man. Fucking whopper.

Fuck is Michael Oliver doing?

Fabinho still immune to yellow cards.

Concussion protocol is fucking wild in football.

Is the rice no boiled, Mr Cassidy?

Howay, man. Let’s stop the depressing talk of this beautiful man leaving.

Howling at the response that claims Sunderland fans are “equitable and culturally aware”.

Wonder how many more 14 year olds he followed on Twitter today.

They’ll be fewmin tonight.

Malta

Ban this sick filth.

Cunt has spent the last year scouring Twitter.

Not really.

Worra helmet.