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We don't, I said relocate the green area to where the stadium used to be. Unfortunately I'm too much of a lazy bastard to remove SJP from the image.

Going to be an almighty scramble...

This would be my overwhelming choice and wouldn't need us to relocate. It shows that even a stadium the size of Wembley would easily fit into the Castle Leazes space. Relocate the green area to where the stadium used to be with possibly some commercial, club office or museum space where the Leazes End currently is.

Really? They are one of the remaining things that makes this country great in my opinion.

Westy?

I'm hoping (selfishly) that they also look at purchase history throughout the course of this season to come up with a points system and send out e-mails to those customers in priority. I've been to every game (bar Norwich) since the takeover was completed so I'd like this to be taken into account.

I think it was mentioned a couple of months ago that the land has already been sold. Shame, how class would a stadium look in that location? Every train coming into Newcastle would see it.

Them starting on minus 12 and us lashing out money left, right and centre should we stay up will honestly tip a few of them over the edge.

A couple called him out on him being bought for a lukewarm pint of Staropramen in that soulless Karbon place but he threw a wobbler and I think he’s back on side now.

“Can you explain this to us mere mortals, marra?” Tragic cunts.

Got absolewtely hammered for it by the rabid RTGs.

I wish the media would just leave them to rot. Why even give a fuck about us at this time? It’s supposed to be one of the lowest ebbs in their history but they’re still utterly obsessed with Newcastle United.

Did they even get the lift fixed?

His "Don't push me" post before that. Or else what, like? It's just a messageboard you silly old sod.

Amazing. Wonder what his PhD-owning son thinks of that meltdown.

Nah. They thought it was fucking hilarious all of the way through Ashley's administration. I hope they do protest and I hope the media's angle is 'They're in the playoff places and have just got a new manager, what do they want?'

Bringing in a backup striker who can only manage 20 minutes at the most

Amazing. Love Grumpy Old Cunt's condescending contribewshuns to that thread.

Murray was assaulted on The Quayside iirc.

Thick cunt knows how algorithms work, right? Just because he’s pressed ‘I’m not interested’ a few times doesn’t undo the years of Newcastle-related consumption.

Monthly DD set up. Great work, lads.

I'd ship out every one of the previous regime's CBs before him.

The thread from the world's hardest bouncer about booing the team at FT was funny like (if only for the opening post alone). 'If Keane was there would you have done it?' What's he going to do, like. Take on 1,200 fans?

I’ve seen milk turn quicker than this cunt.

Well, that’s told me.