Sima

Wild.

Aye, same. It used to be a monument you could see for miles, the heartbeat of the city. Took the lad to the Hancock and the Centre for Life last week and parked on Gallowgate and it was depressing how much of a decaying shithole it is now.

I watched that Gary Neville/Roy Keane interview last night and Keane mentions how he has only had two jobs whereas other blokes have had 7,8,9 jobs without any great show of talent. it’s pretty clear who he’s getting at and Neville makes a point of saying that Keane doesn’t play the game with journalists, etc. Side note, Keane comes across really well in that interview and appears to have learned from mistakes made while manager of the mackems and Ipswich. His needs of his charges seem to be pretty much what I would look for. I used to think he was just a contrary nobhead but I can’t help but like the bloke.

Tbf we spent a fair whack net 2015/16 so that sum would look different again if you included that. But that was after years of underspending.

Bruce fits this shithouse of a club perfectly. As fat yet as thin-skinned as the rest of the custodians. Of course the mainstream press (in fear of losing their access) will nod appreciatively and the ‘deluded, demanding Geordie’ myth will move in perpetuity.

Feels like every year we get one of these wank statements. Get fucked.

Ashley paid it himself, didn’t he?

I didn’t know Cavani had left. (I know James has left, vacating Cavani’s Uruguay squad number, btw)

Ronaldo to wear #7 for Man Utd. I thought you couldn’t change squad numbers mid-season?

I wonder how far down the pyramid you would have to go to find a club that would even look at employing Charnley as a Chief Exec.

Fuck off have Barcelona signed Luuk de Jong

Get fucked, cheese slice.

Remember that time we tried to sign N'Zogbia at 11:59pm?

Or he'll be getting COVID again.

Because he’s an egg-headed fat Tory nonce.

He’ll be dusting those letters down this week.

I’m under strict instructions not to shoot on target.

‘Bald Tory Nonce’, ‘Paedophile’, ‘Fat Tory Wanker’ Dead

Manquillo is shite tbf, he's just less shite that what we currently have at full back.

What’s Mikael Forsell doing these days?

Has Roy Keane's swede always been this big?

That was my takeaway from his rant.

Fuck Wolves. Willy Boly cunts.

I thought Wolves retired the number 1?