Sima

Pass it ASM ffs.

Got to hit the target, man.

Should have just kept Carroll at this rate.

Oh fucking great.

Game is wide open.

Not even a foul Allan. Get the fuck on with it.

“Trippier’s defended well”

RIP Jow.

No rush like Joe…Just jog back.

It’s quite an art how we always manage to find no cunt in the box.

Dummett is absolutely wank. He didn’t even try to cut that ball out and got absolutely rinsed after.

A shot!

Every attack comes to fucking nothing.

We’re so shit.

How many touches did Willock want? Shoot you stupid cunt.

My favourite is where he does it from throw-ins on the volley.

Alcoholic mess is Hank. They think it’s class over there, though.

29 year old bit-part England midfielder leaving a bigger club to go to a team hurtling towards relegation on a short-term deal? Aye, absolutely zero comparison.

There would be nothing errant about that tbf.

Remember when QPR signed Jenas? Aye, that basically. This cunt won’t give a single fuck.

Johnson just knows that if there's the slightest downturn in results fans will be clamouring for Defoe to take his job.

He's absolutely shit. No better than Bentaleb.

£for£ better than Wilson tho.

Nee need for that, like.

He’s only saying what we are all thinking.