Sima

Aye, he let in his fair share of saveable goals but he’s still better than Darlow.

Move, Joe. You sack of shit.

Anywhere else on target and that’s in.

ASM sinking my Man Utd HT/FT bet.

Cheese slice completely bamboozled by being in that position so far forward.

Fuck off cheese slice.

City playing FIFA on Semi-Pro.

Come here, Jose. Fulfil that destiny that was laid out for you before the Porto CL win intervened.

Richard Keys has a head like Lou Carpenter and a brain like Joey Essex.

Imagine going into another season with the likes of Gayle, Carroll and Murphy still key members of the squad - and no other tangible upgrades across the rest of the pitch (or dugout). No imagination needed in a few months.

Top work. This post should be retweeted to Luke at every turn.

Rush of blood to the glans?

Get fucked Carragher. Send the cunt off as well.

Tyler desperate for Liverpool to get back into this.

Salah with the desperate cheating.

That miss :lol:

Even the director has fallen asleep with this shit.

Batty and it’s not even close.

‘I’m told’ Fuck off, man. Ashley would sooner put the club into the ground than take that level of hit.

Also the day of one of the greatest post-goal photos.

Farewell dreamboat.

‘Clowsed’, ‘howst’ Arr just fuck off, man

It's honestly staggering how much heavy lifting first Bryan Robson and later on Roy Keane must have done inspirationally in the Man Utd dressing room when this prick was the public captain of the club.

That one where we were 2-0 up under Rafa hurt the most.