Sima

Congratulations, Shola. Hope the marriage doesn’t crumble.

Same, I used to get a letter with details in now its a postcard, cheap bastards Sent 2nd class. Bet Charners asked if there was any cheaper option.

'Ash' Get fucked.

Season Ticket renewal flyer just dropped through the door. Necky fuckers.

Last year of the marrashewt payments.

Christ, that Picto is only a year older than me and he’s banging on about millennials. What an absolute helmet.

Being linked with David Wheater

Turned down by Rotherham players

HAULED OFF!

Dirty fucker. Thought that was the season over already.

A lot of google hits for ‘Willie McKay Age’ I’d imagine.

Just strip them of it and give it to the UK, man.

Rondon Edit - NPW

I am [Wearside] Jack’s lack of self-awareness

Aye, it's not his fault he didn't have the ability. Came across really well and seemed to enjoy being here. All the best, The Hoss.

I'm sat in Heathrow after my connecting flight from Newcastle was delayed. Hopefully this wraps up before my 4:15 takeoff.

Couldn't even fill it for that act from the fewcher, marra. The Spice Girls.

'cameltoe affair'

Just when I was out they pull me back in...

Exclewsive

He’s lucky HBA doesn’t play in this league anymore. He’d be put on his arse like he did to Enrique.

John Henry and his missus trying to get involved like an even seedier Robert Kraft.

That was a few years back. That bib monstrosity iirc.

Wijnaldum and Sissoko 'oooh friend...'

Kane