Sima

'It's a foul if you slow it down but if you speed it up, it's not' His arms don't disappear from his shoulders if you play it at normal speed, you hockle nonce.

Take a touch Fabian...

Hayden having his five minutes.

I've seen Sunday League players have a better 5 minutes than Yedlin did there.

Yedlin having a mare.

We playing this match in Ikon?

Why were you noshing off the home support? At least he was pissed if he’s saying his bellend was blurry.

That enthusiasm.

Playing One Step Beyond

Fuck off, Martin.

Sitter from Barnesy.

21

They've spent 73.5% of the total spend of the division in transfers, we'd have had to spent £471m in 2016/17 when we bought the leyg to spend a similar percentage.

They were suggesting better sites to have the hotels in, such as London, Leeds, York and Manchester. I wonder how far £40m would go on four hotels in those areas.

I thought Sartori was bankrolling them if they go up?

Great goal, sublime touch from Rashford.

Rashford should score.

Is Harvey Barnes a mascot?

Been really impressed with him so far, he has a great deal of composure for someone so young. Needs to work on his shooting though

That not a free kick?

What a fucking howler.