Sima

Fuck off man, Hoddle.

Creased at Maguire ‘HEY! HEY!’ Daft twat.

State of Maguire

Aye his 'Columbia will be fearing us on the corners' was a bit cringe. Forrin keepers lol.

Lemina playing the part of a Sun reporter on Sterling.

Mercenary cunt.

My Dad changed his mind. Lets go Toons!

State of Keys' face, shitloads of plastic surgery to look like a botched potato.

Sweden are a massive bogey team for England so I’d rather Switzerland went through.

Lawro has malfunctioned.

Less of a red than Jorgensen’s on Sunday night.

Get in, got a feeling Lawro will love this game.

Spoke to my Dad who I go with and he's not renewing so I reckon I'll follow suit. Shame, but I can definitely see Rafa getting absolutely shafted this over the next five weeks until the deadline.

Fucking spoilsport.

Completely forgot about that. Good shout, might as well add Stoichkov and Hagi.

Baresi and Maldini played in a testimonial tbf so I wouldn't really count those. Swap for the likes of Buffon, Cannavaro or Xavi though. Honourable mentions to Totti, Nedved and Del Piero

These are always absolutely hilarious. I’d wager you’d get onto our fifth or sixth ‘greatest XI’ before we’d start to struggle against their best.

Mate just sent me that via WhatsApp, it's incredible

:lol: :lol:

Keown was at it too, 'should have went down'. Custard wanker.

Mexico going out with a whimper.

Salah signs new deal at Liverpool.

He’s supposed to be an ansolute weirdo and a total freak at the best of times. Need to get him and Mapou together.

I reckon he’ll end up killing someone if Croatia get to the SFs or further.

Bilic putting that mackem rat in his place