I'd run that past Andrew Cewper - and his twin girls, Lewcee and Leweez.
What did yer get fer Christmas Andrew?
Snewker Kew.
And you Leweeze?
Rewler.
Found this far too funny. The image of some Mackem kid opening a rewler with FTM tippexed all over it.
Rewler will help with her Mackematics at least.
Writing in her skewel bewk.