Sima

Muller

Dummett would have saved that.

Looks massive.

Imagine handing someone a contract on the back of the second half of last season and his embarrassing conduct in the Cup Final. They'll be sick as fuck when they have to pay it up in November.

Keeper top would be acceptable if it wasn't for that disgrace in the middle of the sleeves WAT ARE THOOOOOSE?

'Wrong foot' 'Endgame' 'Fast mixture' 'Building an identity' More hollow buzzwords from a total fucking fraud. I used to only wish total pain on him personally, now I wish total pain on everybody who has ever enabled this total fucksocket. I mean, honestly man. What a heap of shit. FUCK.

Can't be arsed with Extra Time, like.

Lewa bringing the ruckus.

Let someone else take free kicks, man.

What's gan on in here?

Googled Aaron Moody, not Mooy. Fucking hell. Baby elephant. Hell's teeth.

Relegate them imo.

Corluka played for Spurs, didn't he?

Looks like that daft cunt Gaz from Geordie Shore. wnb.

Ugh. What a waste, don't do it Hatem.

'a bit'

Bjarni Gudjonsson?

Poland Belgium Italy France

Bojo is a horrific moniker.

Was bigging up England's performance while Iceland were scoring their second.

Peter Crouch showing the total apathy towards the national team 'So Peter, Gareth Southgate?' 'Meh, might as well'

Ian Wright stopping short of saying he doesn't want Wenger because he is a forrin.

Please be Pardew.