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Isn't the safe standing thing basically useless as far as extending the capacity seeing as you have one seat per standing space?

Comical Froggy.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/R2cwVS_vmbA/hqdefault.jpg

Alreet Johnno, calm doon.

Scholes didn't have agent either, loads of talk about him sticking on 50k a week at Man Utd as he'd just say 'give me the same as before, not really bothered about negotiating '.

You lucky fucker, I've had no such luck and read the rest of this page.

Neuer's dancing is similarly hilarious in that video.

Not sure if I could handle Muller rocking up at OT. Him and Schweinsteiger are two of my favourite players in the game today.

'Where is my security?' Fucking worm.

Sweet mother of mercy, that is perfection.

All of this talk of Coloccini going to Palace just accelerates this absolute wanksock taking the armband v Southampton.

Shit advert, shit pundit, shit channel. Fuck off.

Undoubtedly. Him, Williamson and Gouffran.

This Paul Ross? http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51EaslW3pEL.jpg

Wednesday morning.

Toure hiding from said dog http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1455418.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Kolo%20Toure

I'm done with this season if that ginger prick is captain.

And where is that? I see people saying we need 4,5,6,7 new players. To what? Win the league? Top half, I'd say. We are proper shite.

It's so easy to take money from Liverpool. They're the polar opposite of us.

I was convinced that guy with the ponytail was going to score against us.

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Genuinely gutted that he hasn't been the victim of a drive-by yet.

Wew, nice fireworks.

Can't wait until we play Sheffield United and get fucking brutalised.

NO CALL! UNBELIEVABLE!