Sima

Madrid cunting it up to the max.

If only they had Moke.

Advantage rule not in effect?

Pen?

Fuck off Ramos.

There's a refereeing calamity in this game. I wonder what the odds are on a Dortmund red?

Where is the media-whoring fascist now?

Sagna should be off. Koscielny not even being booked for that tackle on Jones? Dowd is a proper fucking knacker.

You won't have to imagine it in 13 days time tbf

Gary Neville must have put two stone on in the last two weeks. Right fat little fucker now,

I've got a horrible feeling it will be Neil Lennon. Imagine that

Ameobi > Cole tbf.

Did he speed down to the front row, realise he didn't know what to do next, try to turn around, fall over spilling popcorn and fanta all over the audience? Close, it was 7up.

Obertan sitting behind me at the IMAX last night watching Iron Man 3

Looks homeless. Sell him.

Here's me thinking Liverpool may have learned their lesson after Suarez's indiscretion last season

Now that, I like. Obviously the SD logo still has to go on the bottom corner though

Jeff should have mentioned that he was sold to Man Utd last summer.

Klopp talks completely like a fan. No bullshit clichés.

Klopp. So much win.

Agreed, it would be mega if he was to go to either of those.

Wait until they taste the beer.

Klopp is so likeable, man.

Didn't take long.