Sima

Imagine England up against this man

Disappointed for him. He would have been the player who would have cared for it the most as well, most of the other players will be using it as a vehicle to push their career further. Beckham has it in him to perform at a decent level still, not to mention the missed ticket sales that have potentially been lost.

Pepe nearly done a 360 there

Fucking Alonso there man, gans down as if his leg has been broken then jumps back up when the ball is still in play.

Can't be arsed with these fuckers scoring like.

Pepe holding the right trigger and pressing X like a boss.

Tried to bust the net.

Again, fuck all wrong with that.

Fucks sake.

Bollocks.

Fuck all wrong with that like.

Get that fucker sent off man

Andres Iniesta "doing the Nolan"

I should hate Pepe, but he's so fucking hilarious man.

Beautifully bought

He was no Hashan Shash tbf.

Move forward then cross ffs.

Pepe

"Nani skips in frustration"

Keown getting to the vinegar strokes over Xavi.

Referee is definitely bent like.

Is Shearer saying 'we' referring to Spain?

SILENCIO!

Fucking Pepe man