Kanji

bare bones squad in shit form

time to sign like 7 players next 3 days

Bring on Hanley and move Clark to midfield?

WTF, Anita now

thank fuck

Soon as Shelvey returns we are still suck with Colback ffs

soon as injuries or suspensions add up we're basically fucked

players need to fucking have a word with themselves and rise above this horrendous form

Shelvey back next match right??

Nooooooooooo

I'd play Berbatov in the 10 over Perez

Come back shelvey hurry m8

Our top targets via loan or buy that have been mentioned in the press have chosen to stay on their respective benches via their own lunacy or their manager - one went to Watford. None of these players had the Matt Ritchie or Diame mindset of playing for Rafa or joining his Newcastle project. The others we've looked to buy have been priced very high by the selling clubs - that is what it is man. If fulham want 20m for Cairney and that's near what Everton paid for Schneiderlin (sp?), that's a bit mad. Rafa is going to need to get creative and unearth some gems and get lucky or we're going to have to pay desperate prices in this window.

Hopefully less sky fixtures and more wins

I like him and would happily sign him permanently for squad rotation and depth out wide.

Many Players don't want to drop down to the championship. It's quite simple.

Wasn't being serious

I can see a situation where Rafa isn't trying to get anything done.

Way to think positively

Baba's original comment is POTY. holy shit - of all things I was expecting him to list off - that was not it. And thanks to him, I now have even more respect for Mikel.

Aye, it's not as if there's an actual, literal "transfer kitty" that sits in a padlocked safe inside Rafa's office. Money in the club is money in the club. It's really the club's own fault (from prior handlings) because they've drawn so much attention to the balance sheet that now people are programmed to obsess over this.

Club needs operating cash or club needs transfer funds from the Owner - pretty normal business, our own press / fans are obsessed with tracking this shit.

I had a newborn today. Probable consequence of a 3-1 defeat to Southampton last April. ffs James. Congrats dude. Heck of a way to announce that man