Kanji

Yep perfectly said

Darlow, Lascelles (club captain), and not a clue who else. Beg Townsend to stay?

That Shola hat trick....scenes.

Wonderful that a club that supported a Paedophile player, hovers in the bottom 6 every year gets to stay up. I look forward to Big Sam getting a stroke, Defoe breaking a leg, and them not getting 4-6 points off us next season.

Least he could have done was scored today; the ginger cunt.

Lascelles to be our new club captain next season IMO.

Unless some cosmic and other worldly intervention happens and we somehow see Sunderland f*** off and lose both matches and us beat Spurs; we're down. So yeah, we're down. I'm fine going down if Rafa stays. So yeah, he won't. I'm sort of over this football thing for a while, happy to see everything get ripped to shreds in the hopes that we can all get our club back one day in the forseeable future. I was actually genuinely ready to finally come fly over to Newcastle from Orlando next season and catch a premier league match with Rafa as our manager and SJP rocking. Today has been a f***ing gut punch and a half; sucked all the f***ing belief and joy and optimism I've had the past few weeks watching us get results/improving and enjoying talking about situations in which we stay up and hopefully kicking on. Didn't think I'd be this sour today, but I am. I'm literally incapable of enjoying anything today; fucking miserable.

Way to ruin your beloved home town club you old cunt

He needed to make sure we didn't concede and drop our own heads. Anyway it happened. Pedro's post was spot on, if he stays im on board. He walks burn the fucking club down.

This. 100% this. I'd actually be kinda looking forward to next season. Right now I'm dreading it. With Rafa it'd be class. Absolutely Agree actually. Going down and keeping Rafa I'd expect us to clean out everything and rebuild something special.

The hope had me planning a legit trip to come to Newcastle and see a match at SJP next season. :-(

Tried the cheeky finish to go over when a side foot or header beyond and tap in seemed best.

Stupid cunt should have scored today

Honestly? You couldn't see this exact thing absolutely 100 percent happening? I mean, there was no way anything else was gonna happen. Yes honestly. It's not even remotely lol worthy.

Class moment this Bocelli thing What a contrast man. I'm sitting in my house literally seething / sad as fuck. Weather near perfect outside. Boccelli is singing on the pitch at leicester and I literally can't stop th urge of punching something. I'm so fucking mad.

I seriously can't believe we didn't take villa today. I seriously can't believe Sunderland won today. Awful turn of events. Barring divine intervention and everything going in our favor. We're down. weekend ruined. This and next weekend.

We're all hating life. Meanwhile Leciester have boccelli singing and get to raise a title. Fuck off life.

Nobody took any chances on these bounces or headers in the box either.

What a horrible hour in our collective lives

Wait wtf sunderland

Come on Newcastle we need to win this ffs

Come on.

Should be 2-0 up

Andros needs to take every set piece

Cisse please go off