Kanji

Jack Butland is God.

Glad our GK saw a shot and stood there to watch it.

Fuck off all of them. Bunch of spineless cunts.

They all fucking suck, slow everything down - can't pass or shoot or even look like a club that knows what its doing.

Better than Timmy. No he's not. They both are shit.

Rivz. OMG.

Atrocious club

WTF Moussa

Steven Taylor

we need 2 wins in the span of 4 days, 33% of our current win total. We don't get 6 this week we're f***ed. If not - We'd have to somehow conjure up wins versus Norwich, Villa, and Swansea to get to 33 and then somehow draw 2-4 more out of my current assumption that we're losing to Leicester, Man City, Sunderland, Southampton, Liverpool, Palace, Spurs.

Need 6 pts in the next 2 matches you f***ing c*** of a manager

Was a great few week break to be honest, forgot all about this shit stain team we have to support.

1. Arsenal 2. Aston Villa 3. Chelsea 4. Everton 5. Liverpool 6. Manchester United 7. Tottenham 8. Newcastle 9. West Ham 10. Manchester City 11. Blackburn 12. Southampton 13. Sunderland 14. Middlesbrough 16. Bolton 17. Fulham 18. Leeds 19. Leicester 20. Nottingham Forest

Arsenal, Bournemouth and Spurs currently - will likely change.

Ahhh, the power/name/quality of the manager attracting promising talent shocker

We're going to need some sort of divine intervention, cheating, diving, own goals, and magic conjured out some cosmic alignment if we're going to stay up.

Rested. Injured in a warm down. Ffs

We good. We got Doumbz and Ayoze to slot in like for like

Ah okay can't remember. Was blinded by that brilliant team performance

8 barring some miracles.

Fabregas stepped on his ankle though no?

Wtf that back

Deputy Dawg is on Not Kanji's mate mode.

Clearly not your mate, him. Mmmm I think You are right on that one !

Doumbia should get sent back