The College Dropout

I'll be happy with Hughes.. content with redknapp but no other British manager really..

Honestly, Jenas is better than all our central midfielders.

Every manager he has played for rates him.

This. Teddy Sheringham being faster than him doesn't help either. Very immobile as well.

No sure he's any better than Beye who seems to be improving / adapting the the Premier League all the time. Beye to play CB perhaps? But Chimbonda is a wanker of the highest order though.....

Diarra's head is hilarious. It's like a bullet or a whale.

How? Didn't he join Chelsea at the beginning of last season? By which the 4-3-3 stopped being deployed. He barely played either. And Arsenal most play 4-4-2 or 4-4-1-1.

Our fans get too much stick. When you are paying £20-45 to stand in the cold and watch that shit you should be able to "boo" to your hearts content all you like and without people complaining.

Ah well.....

Legs = gone

Tbf Butt was the DM, the engine and the AM... he played all those roles shitly I must add but he was miles better than Smith. Viduka and Owen where also poor. And cacapa would've got raped. Damage limitation with Roz at right back..

Horrid.

Kuyt is still shit.

A normal hitman would do.

Powerful.

He looks like he can defend. Which is more than can be said for Charlie or Roze.

Jogging back like a twat.

About 10 minutes early by my count. Probably get sent off when he dos the trademark lunge.

I don't know if i'm being too harsh on the lad but after everything he does I always think to myself "ffs man".

We're about three minutes slow over here. The f*** is wrong with this guy? Suffers from the syndrome known as being shit.

"How can they possibly lay down foundations" How about you shut the fuck up. Real Madrid have never won the CL back to back. Ruud Resigned you prick.

Not as good as Bergkamp's No shit Sherlock.

He's easily one of the most invisible players we've ever had. I ask this every thread. What is his job today? When Stoke are attacking, I don't seem him defending. When we attack, I don't see him running forward. He's there to get a yellow card sometime in the second half.

Enrique has a very decent first touch.