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Return of the Oba Martins 21 or 28 chant would be class! http://fanchants.co.uk/football-songs/newcastle_united-chants/obafemi-martins/

FM legend.

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What a fucking own goal holy shit!

TBF im pretty sure I can hear racist chants?

Janmaat all the way, at times he was the only one giving a shit.

YAY!

A hint in that training video that the last lot ruled with an iron fist. This lot seem more modern in approach but it may be a shock to the players who've effectively been managed and trained to primary school levels for the last few years.

I think long term Chambers will play CB aye it's the old blood the young CB at fullback trick.

Jenkinson was better than Chambers but I guess they see more development room in Chambers. Jenkinson has pace but doesn't appear defensively disciplined enough.

Is it pronounced Vey-al-dum?

Where would that leave you guys re: homegrown players? Genuine question - i don't know if there have been any rule changes because we've got ourselves in a really good position. We have piles of shit homegrown players, we are fine

Fed up of Sterling now. Everything I've seen and read amplifies how much of a twat he is.

I miss his island of hair

I hope kids trial is seminal ; like nothing Smc has ever seen.

Mainly a central playmaker/attacking midfielder, can play on the right as well. Scored 14 goals last season. Blatant Sissoko replacement then. Can't wait til we see Toney in action like! (Doesn't Carr have links with Northampton, making this signing all the more likely?)

Shaping up to be a Lee Bowyer style window...

Lingard is the only player who's been good enough.

Pathetic

Southgate fucked up royally by taking Moore and Gibson, but leaving Dier at home. Madness. Moore in particular has been poor

To be fair I'm not sure forster caskey is even on the pitch

Chalobah gotta go off at half time. Pure shit.

Midfield is not there. Pure shit

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