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Because im bored, seek, and sad, I've just ranked each performance this season either Excellent, Good, Average, Bad or Disgusting. This is what it came out as: Excellent (1) - Chelsea (h) Good (3) - Bordeaux (h), Sunderland (a), Metalist (a) Average (14) - Tottenham (h), Chelsea (a), Everton (a), Norwich (h), Liverpool (a), Wigan (h), Man Utd (a), Aston Villa (a), Tottenham (a), Southampton (h), Anji (a), Anji (h), Benfica (a), Benfica (h) Bad (27) - Atromitos (a), Atromitos (h), Aston Villa (h), Maritimo (a), Man Utd LC (a), Reading (a), Man Utd (h), Brugge (h), West Brom (h), Brugge (a), West Ham (h), Swansea (h), Maritimo (h), Stoke (a), Bordeaux (a), Fulham (a), Man City (h), QPR (h), Everton (h), Norwich (a), Reading (h), Metalist (h), Swansea (a), Stoke (h), Wigan (a), Fulham (h), West Brom (a) Disgusting (7) - Southampton (a), Arsenal (a), Brighton (a), Man City (a), Sunderland (h), Liverpool (h) Feel free to agree or disagree, but imo we've been shit in 34 of our games this season. So the idiots who keep claiming its knee jerk or fickle to want Pardew out can fuck off!

The thing is, we've waited too long. Sacking him now will force us to bring someone in who is either not good enough long term, or who accepts they're only going to be around for 3 games. Leaving Carver, Stone and Beardsley in charge would also be disastrous. They're part of the problem. I want the cunt gone as much as the next person, but Llambais has left us in a no win situation.

Good thread. Straight pole which would hopefully get some attention.

We'd probably be in League 2 still with Kinnear in charge if he hadn't had a heart attack tbh. Pardew will be here next season.

So did he seriously complain about not having enough big men in the box for set pieces? Well in that case why float them up in the air you utter imbecile? How about varying with a few short ones? Cut one back to someone outside the box and work something from there. Honestly this is the most basic stuff, it's unbelievable he's coming out with this crap. Think they tried that at the Benfica game. Was it not flung out to Haidara on the edge of the box for a failed volley. haha

Can't believe he's being compared to Ferguson in his early Man Utd years. You could do the same with any shit manager. We could appoint Sammy Lee and use the same argument. 'Fergie had a few shit seasons once'. And the reason people weren't getting on Bobby's back because you could see some progression. You could see what he was trying to do. It's the same with Lambert at Villa in my opinion. They're not doing well, but you can see what he's trying to do. You can see it will most likely get better. Here at Newcastle, its like the Souness second season. You can see the manager doesn't have a clue. Stability is all very well, but theres no point sticking by the wrong man. As for the 'we couldn't get anyone better' argument. How about every other Premier League manager being better apart from the unproven Di Canio. Are we really suggesting that as a club we don't have the attraction that every other club has? Southampton seemed to do a decent job of getting a new manager in. Just because you can't think of one off the top of head with your limited brain power, doesn't mean there aren't better managers out there.

Just read his set pieces comments on twitter. Unbelievable! He sounds like someone managing a Sunday league team, not a manager who has full time players training all week and has time to work on them. The problem isn't 'not enough big men'. It's the poor deliveries, but most of all the terrible movement in the box. It's awful. That should be worked on on the training ground. Its one of the basic jobs of a manager to sort set piece routines. The fact this fraud can't even see this says it all. His Sunderland comments are pathetic too. About all the times we've had it over them now its their turn or something. No Alan. Thats 5 derbies now and only 1 win. Don't pretend you've had some kind of dominance over them. You haven't.

Don't talk fuckin shite!

Embarrassing day from start to finish. Some of the dregs of humanity that follow both clubs man! Whether its folk punching police horses or folk singing about wishing people dead, hugely embarrassing. The less said about Pardew and the actual game the better though.

Look at the first team players Liverpool have sold over the years. Probably more than us.

How many 'Wearside branches' are there in Northumberland? It's always surprised me since I moved to Prudhoe, just how few mackems there are. In my year at school there was I think 2 - that's the whole Prudhoe, Wylam, Stocksfield etc area. I can't account for the rest of Northumberland, but here they are very few and far between. Probably about 5:1 ratio Newcastle:Sunderland in Berwick. Quite a few of them, but they're probably 4th in the pecking order after us, Man Utd and Liverpool.

Jealousy. 20 year old, travel the world, shag who they want, loaded. Tbh, I could handle singing some shite songs and doing my hair stupid for that kind of lifestyle.

Lucky boy Pardew today. It was pretty poor again.

Stupid, but good publicity for that team. No surprise its took them about 4 days to get it in the media though. Fair play to them.

Not sure about legal action like. You start going down a dangerous path with that. Plus, have to remember some of our own players over time. Remember Guthrie breaking that lads leg, played for Hull I think.

There were a few in behind the stand at half time constantly singing 'No surrender to the IRA', so was probably one of them. Some lass came out of the crowd next to them crying, but I don't know what happened. When we played Villa last season there was something similar, with this cunt taking exception to an Irish flag an getting on his mates shoulders to rip it down in the pub, singing No surrender with an angry scowl on his face.

Notts County at home in the League Cup in 1993. Andy Cole got a hattrick. Unless you count the Berwick v Newcastle friendly of 1993 too where I was mascot for Berwick. Got to go in the Newcastle dressing room before the game and shake every players hand. Keegan introducing me to each player individually was good.

Level 7 cash turnstyles I see on twitter?

Waiting to buy 5 tickets, but prefer them to be together so going to have to wait until the upper bowl opens. Hopefully they do open it though.

One of them is on a Scottish football forum congratulating Stirling Albion fans on their 9-1 win and telling everyone the story of their own 'famous' 9-1 win. haha

Neither are that great, but still Elliot by a mile.

Again, no blame for a result towards Arry from the media. Chris Kamara today on Goals on Sunday: "Harry had them set up fantastic, the team just didn't follow orders."

That'll do a lot of good for the cause. If true. I can understand crticism of Ashley, but what exactly do those who want him "out of our club" aspire to ? Is it the once lauded Randy Lerner/ Aston Villa model, or do they still hold out hope for an NUST fan led thing ? Sometimes its better the devil you know.

Read on twitter some guy was standing on a table singing "Get out of our club" to him. Then "Jelly and icecream when Ashley dies".

Swansea agreed a deal with Boro for him, so I doubt the fee was going to be anything like £5million. Tbh, I think he'd be better suited at Boro. He's barely above Championship standard anyway.