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De Jong always look like he just woke up [emoji16]

Had no idea he had passed away, RIP

What's with the Tiote stuff? Seems I've missed something. [emoji848]

I'm obviously slightly (ha!) biased, but how is Muslera not given a yellow card for that challenge, that leads to the penalty? He was already on a yellow card so he would have been sent off had he gotten one. Surely a yellow, or am I missing something? [emoji848]

Nice one. Just had a look at the Galatassaray squad out of interest and barely recognise any of the names. Since when did Lukas Podolsli find his way to some random club in the J League. Is Sneijder still without a club too? I think Sneijder has been injured and it was also rumored that he was moving to the MLS. Dunno if that's true or not

Nice draw for you in the next round too. Yeah, looks good

We (Östersund) drew 1-1 away and knocked Galatasaray out of the Europa League Buzzing!

Speak for yourself, I got a blozzer in the garden last Tuesday. Sent from my Pixel using Tapatalk Blozzer is a blowjob, right? If so, nice.

Can't really fault Fat Mike for trying to destroy it then.

Kid from Middlesbrough was an unused sub. Past clubs are Darlington, Thornaby and Spennymoor. Hopcutt broke his leg and has been out for more than a year. Came back this season and has a crazy goal per minute ratio. It's 1 goal every 36 minutes or something like that. He has been very good

What a night! Yeah, Potter is amazing. We've gone up 4 divisions and won a cup in 7 years. It's insane. The way he has made us play is incredible as well. Very Barca-like (just not as good obviously, yet) Hope we can go through next week. It'll be a very tough game though, in a very hostile environment :S Fingers crossed!

My local club Östersund is playing Galatasaray in the Europa League qualifier in 2 hours. Crazy! Can't wait!

What up Flow Ryan o/ Welcome to NUFC

Poor commentators. I would love it if TV would give you the option to turn the commentators off and just listen to the pitch/stadium/game sound. They should give you this option in all sports to be honest.

If it ain't broke.... ...don't give it no money.

Bouncy-belly-Mike should just lend us the £100M now and then keep the £100M we get from the PL whenever we get them [emoji4]

Newcastle United Soccer Club

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"She's here..."

What does Monty the Magpie do during the weekdays?

Fun88 is a terrible name, FYI Also, 88 = HH = Heil Hitler, so...

"We are premiership" ?

Me too. It's just not the same with an inflatable trophy