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Anyway back to the match...

But he won't accept a buyout in the Championship man. You reckon he's going to accept £80-£100m for the club when he paid £250m? That is not going to happen, he could have a fucking gun at his head and he wouldn't do it. Our hopes of getting rid are slim to fuck all, but being sent down isn't one of them. The whole "he won't have the TV money and exposure anymore" is negated by the fact nobody in their right mind would buy us in that league.

Like going down would change anything. We don't know whether it would or not. We know staying up will mean a couple of singings in the summer, a new manager probably and most likely the end of any protests from the majority of fans until we're back in a relegation fight. And repeat. Less reason for anyone to want to buy us and less reason for Ashley to consider selling due to the massive reduction in value, no reason at all to sell. So he's got more reason to sell when we're in the PL and he's raking it in from advertising with a packed stadium? He's got more reason to sell if someone puts in a big offer, simple as that. He certainly would never ever consider selling for less than he paid, not a chance.

Like going down would change anything. We don't know whether it would or not. We know staying up will mean a couple of singings in the summer, a new manager probably and most likely the end of any protests from the majority of fans until we're back in a relegation fight. And repeat. Yeah we do, it wouldn't. Says you. What's more likely to get rid of Ashley? An angry fanbase and less exposure for SD or a PL team with a pacified fanbase getting global exposure for SD? Aye sure he'll just decide to right off hundreds of millions by selling at a massive loss like, he'll just sit back and try to get back in the Premier League to get his exposure back. The only thing that will get rid of him is making things difficult for him and particularly Sports Direct until he decides its not worth it anymore and accepts a buyout. But the fucker is far to stubborn to accept less than he paid and in the Championship we'd be worth peanuts.

Like going down would change anything. We don't know whether it would or not. We know staying up will mean a couple of singings in the summer, a new manager probably and most likely the end of any protests from the majority of fans until we're back in a relegation fight. And repeat. Less reason for anyone to want to buy us and less reason for Ashley to consider selling due to the massive reduction in value, no reason at all to sell. Basically our only hope is making like difficult for him and Sports Direct to the point where he decides he'll sell, but he'd still need to get a good offer and that won't happen in the Championship.

Perez shot was mis-hit? Fucking idiot.

Like going down would change anything.

Ryan Taylor invisible in open play, terrible at free kicks and responsible for the West Brom goal, amazing.

I've got £30 on Sunderland and West Brom to win at 16/1 so I'll probably be ok no matter what happens today Suppose us drawing would be a bit shit but would still give us a chance as long as Hull and Leicester don't both win.

Would think Beardsley might be brought in like but not Stone Though actually its just about ridiculous enough to make sense to the mongs that run this club so maybe..

Must have brought a deal with the devil along with him, bet it wasn't written on scrunched up A4 like Coloccini's letter though.

We've had more flukey results then this in the last 12 months?

Surprised he wasn't offside as well just to seal it as the most absurd thing ever.

Aye but plenty of teams commit players forward (not us like but plenty do) and don't get this kind of luck. Two penalties last week, two deflections this week, if I wasn't watching it I actually wouldn't believe it.

Double deflection!

They've actually got another deflection...

Everything Everton hit deflects away from goal, Sunderland have one shot and it deflects in

We can still point it out though, they are insanely lucky.

He's fucking useless, misses everything he goes for, playing like a total fucking lump.

"Little bit of luck" fuck off Owen they're simply the luckiest team on earth.

Luckiest team on the planet.

He fucking better not still be in midfield, he basically gives us one less man in the middle, absolutely non existent.

Everton have now decided they just don't give a shit, started well now all of a sudden they aren't bothered in the slightest.

Goes to the side highest up in the fair play table that aren't already in Europe I think. Isn't it the leagues discipline that decides the number of places that league has? http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/matchday/fair-play.html

Surely Taylor will be in defence now rather than midfield though? I mean I don't want him involved anyway but he's less useless in defence.