Rich

How long has Koulibaly been shite for? He was shocking against us and it’s more of the same here. He plays like he’s 40.

Lewandowski can get tae fuck mind.

The one game where the majority of his teammates turn up, Lewa doesn’t. Zielinski has been fucking stinking as well.

Work permit not still an issue? Thought that’s why Portugal was the likeliest option.

Argentina are not good though, are they? Feels like they know it.

Oh Garang

OH MY GOD

Don’t do a USA lads, nice and steady.

Shit teams hate being pressed, mind.

Suppose we’re all supporting England now then. Welcome aboard, lads.

Dutch are rattled to fuck.

Meant that like

HOWAYYYYYYY

Team full of jigsaw men

Howay USA, get one and force a wobble.

He would, aye. He'd potentially be our best player.

Two words too many in the title.

We can't really be getting rid of these gamedays, can we? It's madness.

Fuck these Koreans off, get me some more crying Uruguayans on the TV.

Could watch Suarez crying all night. That was fucking delightful.

Do both.

Heavens, what a stinking pel. Just twat the bastard.

I've been generally shocked at the quality of commentary all-round. How can they go live not knowing the permutations of the results? Not just the co-commentators, either, it's maddening. Your job is to inform the viewer of what's going on .

I was imagining you all dolled up in a big, billowing wedding dress. White, of course. Probably says more about me than you.

In terms of PL minutes so far this season: Darlow (0') Gillespie (0') Karius (0') Krafth (0') Dummett (0') Ritchie (0') Lewis (7') Manquillo (10') Shelvey (34') Anderson (96') Lascelles (104') Isak (244') Wood (264') Fraser (311') Saint-Maximin (378') Targett (421') Murphy (484') One of Darlow/Gillespie/Karius surely has to leave in January, even just on loan if it's Darlow/Gillespie, with Dummett and Ritchie in the same boat. Lewis and Manquillo have contributed next to nothing this season and aren't good enough anyway, so I'd hope they could be sold if we manage to sign a young RB. Anderson probably needs another loan, assuming Isak and ASM won't be so crocked for the rest of the season and with the hope we might sign another midfielder and/or forward player. If we get two in, then Fraser could definitely go as well. Wouldn't be comfortable losing anyone else, really, but when we get to summer then Lascelles, Shelvey, Wood, ASM, Targett, and Murphy are probably going to be fair game for a move. Based on minutes, our first XI this season has been: Pope Trippier Schär Botman Burn Longstaff Guimarães Willock Almirón Wilson Joelinton Howe the fuck are we third?