Rich

U OK, hun? ill text u

Would love to run him over.

Just a loan again.

Fucking hell.

What is this Gimmick infringement? What the fuck's this now? I invented that rule.

People forgetting the golden rules of transfer windows all of a sudden? If it comes from Turkey or Portugal it's *probably* not true.

Classic, make a statement without any links and continue with "if this is true..." Seen that before... "Apparently ten illegal immigrants poisoned 200 cookie baking grandmas last week. If this is true we really need to wake up!!!" Solid source, tbf: https://turkish-football.com/turkish-giants-close-agreeing-deal-newcastle-united-one-sticking-point-remains/

Wallpaper though.

Seems like SD still turns a pretty penny (for shame, those of you that shop there), but it’s nice to see his plans for Debenhams and HoF go tits up, if nothing else. Can’t be good for the ego/reputation.

SD, yeah.

Also interesting to note that all the pre-report press was forecasting good news. Strange, that.

But he still has to then turn the fortunes of the business around, right? Debenhams is on its arse.

Heh

Aye, but WWHPU?

Happy birthday Alan.

Class.

It's not backing "him" it's giving the club the best chance of progressing by signing quality players Dunno why I'm bothering, but that's maddening.

Teamtalk

Think it was Carr given the money rather than McClaren, right? Seem to remember the Shelvey and Townsend deals being "his", but those came later when desperation had set in.

Legit my favourite player in football.

A summer of monitoring Newcastle's transfer inactivity Have we spent a fucking penny? We're about £6m in profit man, it's class.

A summer of monitoring Newcastle's transfer inactivity Been there since Wednesday night, come and join in.

Heh. Makes it easier knowing this could’ve been us.

Would take Matt Phillips gladly. Got a lot about him.

Hope all of the Spurs players have to play 120 minutes and take 2 pens each at the end in the most epic shootout of all time.