Rich

Knew it.

Ronaldo would have put him in a Full Nelson until he agreed to resign. Or died.

Step one is definitely Pardew leaving the club, although where we go from there is anyone's guess. I'm fully aware that the problems go far deeper. I'm personally willing to take the gamble ahead of what we currently have as something needs to change, we're treading water at best.

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Hundreds of billions to one?

Aye, I liked Vurnon on the right last season.

We either don't turn up like at the derby or we 'give it a go'. Fucking sick of it. Can we not just for once turn up, perform to our potential, trounce the opposition and get a win? Pards doesn't do trouncing. Raises expectations too far.

I want to change my vote.

Need a Popiss Cosse image making.

Always so bitter You mean always so right and have to wait for everyone else to catch up. Yes, very true, it's a curse. You are right that Krul has been strangely off this term, dunno what's been up with him.

Always so bitter

Course not, but things are definitely worse now than they were then There's never been any of that sort of thing, though, at least in the ones I've played.

Unquestionably.

The Mole is back.

Like watching two one-legged men in an arse kicking contest.

We're past the point of no return now.

THIS IS GOOD

Had a godawful week last time but keeping the same team so I can do a double switch next time around, thinking Lukaku and Ozil in for Rooney and Michu as it stands.

Martin Hardy bang on the money again.

That's quite a range.

We videoed one of our 5-a-side game and it was honestly tragic to watch so fucking slow and ungainly, never did it again. So in conclusion, videoing it would be a brilliant idea The tempo in these gets a bit Father Ted by the second half too, like.

Mick took some in the first game: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,58187.1775.html Think there may be more from the later ones.

It really is very good fun like, especially as the vast, vast majority don't take it too seriously.