Rich

Hope they give him a standing ovation when he marches in.

Never anticipated a press conference so much Welcome back Wor Eddie!

Especially not one who's in the press saying how much he'd love to move to X, Y, and Z while he's on your payroll. Fuck him.

Aye, unless Villa dish out some absolute whallopings to overturn our goal difference advantage.

Today I feel Spursy

We’ll hump them.

Think Mbuemo solves that. Not sure Akliouche does. It’s a big part of why Big Joe at LW balanced us out so nicely at times.

Rib injury I think?

We will have. We were all over Khusanov, for instance, and most of us had never heard of him.

Trippier got next to no help from Bruno or Murphy, aye, which in turn killed Schär. Thought Maatsen* was superb, which didn’t help!

We’ll be in a far better position next season, it’s amazing we’re sitting third with the state of our squad. We’ve been without probably our best CB all season and have had a decent number of other absences aside.

Michael Keane has been stealing a living for years.

Joao Pedro to miss our game after that red?

Man Utd are my second favourite club.

More shots of Berrada and Wilcox pls

His first yellow was similar wasn’t it?

If I hear ‘Ri’ one more time I swear to God

Mikautadze is making me ill again.

Innie or outie?

Nope.

It’s a special mix that gets played at St James’.

It doesn’t.

Would rather be gay than religious like.

Opta have us over 90% now.