Rich

Has the ideal profile for a £10M+ move to the Saudi Pro League.

Amazing.

There's one on the 30th of September.

Give it a little tappy tap-tap-taperoo.

Apologies if covered, but who's the Steve Merchant lookalike? Met Tonali at the airport and is all over the video. Translator?

If Barnes joins, and the interest in Chiesa is legitimate, would people trade Maxi out for him?

Can't see Murphy going anywhere, even if two wingers come in. He's the ideal "fifth man" in that role, at least for a season.

You're fuckin' crackers you pal.

Chiesa's predominantly played on the right throughout his career.

Would Barnes and Chiesa do you?

Matt Law is canny legit, isn't he?

Certified ITK.

Aye, it's an accidental reveal .

Need to find somebody to look at me like Eddie looks at Tonali.

Tripps dropping in to welcome him. What a lad. https://www.nufc.co.uk/news/galleries/in-pictures-tonali-on-tyneside/

Wew. It happen.

"Most in Italy", I should have specified. Didn't they have us paying €80M and €300k per week for Tonali?

A transfer fee of around €60 million and wages of around £160,000 per week seems to be what most are saying, though there's a massive pinch of salt as always. His agent denied that he'd asked for that much from Juventus to renew in a statement he gave to Calciomercato last month, but you'd imagine he'd be pushing for somewhere around that if he was to come to the PL. They'd previously said he's on around £100k per week currently pre-tax:

He does have a 100% record at being a saviour, in fairness to the big man. (Has he ever been relegated from the PL?)

Fiorentina, Nice, and Villarreal all still have empty weekends then, too.

McGrath hinting that he's nailed it?

What a fucking effort that was, take a bow @kocunar.