Rich

Who are ya?

These videos do nowt for Willock like.

Brilliant that.

Walker-Peters to West Ham.

Can you hear the SweMag sing, nooo, nooo.

There’ll not be much else coming in now will there? We’re in the market for five first team additions, if we do somehow still get Hugo I don’t think we’d stop short of bringing in the 3 more Howe wants, but the profile would likely change.

Not at all. We’ll be tickling £200M when all’s said and done.

He’s got a cracking agent, I’ll give him that. If we do miss out, it’ll be interesting to see what our move is. Go big again or reallocate the funds to get a different level of player in one or two positions?

If this guy fucks us off again I sware 2 god

Pretty unequivocal then. Let’s hope the club see it the same way. If we somehow do both, mind, then pump Liverpool 5-0 on MNF…

Would people rather sell Isak for £150M and sign Ekitike for £80M, or sign Isak up to a new contract and not get Ekitike at all?

We got an extra 25% for him in terms of the total deal, that’s pretty top-notch negotiating. Our side clearly had the read on Leeds and felt they’d come back a fourth time. That £2M could be the difference between us getting one of our targets or not this summer.

#NoCeiling

(Anyone crying about not accepting 10+2 had a change of heart btw?)

Always thought 12+3 would do it. Good deal for all parties.

MITCHELLLLLLLLL

Yes, yes they do.

Yes he bloody well did. #fluid

Eddie’s blatantly planning on turning us into 2024/25 PSG and I’m fully here for it.

Wew. What a time to be alive.

What a fitting end to the grubbiest tournament I’ve ever seen

We’ll have one in by this time next week.