Rich

Jose's a Geordie anyway. So let's call it 0.

Same here. His funny avatar saved his bacon.

Shocking effort. Deserves some form of punishment... but what???

Aye.

Stones. Glass houses. Jose Enrique. Agree with you though mate, it's like entering an alternate reality in here

when was it on? will it be repeated? You must be a masochist mate. Like me I suppose, sat through the 95/96 one a couple of weeks back and could have quite happily jumped off the Tyne Bridge by the end of it. Gutting. "Collymore closing in"... fuck off you thick, dogging bastard

Wigan/Arsenal looked a right game on MOTD. Couldn't believe it when I checked the result earlier having last seen the score on 75 minutes. Lovely goal from Insomnia, who looked lively again. Nice to see Theo score and look dangerous too, some of his runs in behind that they showed were beautifully timed.

Howay big lad!! Imagine a world where we keep Forster and Krul and they battle over the jersey for the next two decades.

Oi! Hands off

I'd expect to see Rooney and Milner get them, but would probably give the young player award to Cesc.

theres only so many subjects that can be covered on a football message board that we've started recycling. You two "started recycling" fucking years ago man Agree with the sentiment though, does get tiresome hearing about this every single year.

Sitting next to Teeth Girl at the ressies. Might ask for a blowjob, feeling brave. She's pure mental like.

FOR FANNY'S SAKE MAN!!!

KEV MAN, WHYYYYYY!?!

Get in there.

Wake up call, time for Big Kev to put an end to this with his hat-trick goal.

MOTHERFUCKER

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, KEVIN NO-LAN!! Oh my days. I may have had a sneaky quid on a Nolan hat-trick, let's not curse it now though...

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, KEVIN NO-LAN!!!

Pork scratchings with your bitter, sir? He's vegetarian. It was just a brilliant joke man. I doubt he drinks bitter as well! No offence meant GG, I know you're a closet Toon fan really.

Pork scratchings with your bitter, sir?

Anderson is a right moaning fucker. Hate listening to it on NUFC.co.uk.

Yes, unfortunately.

If Smith scores I have full confidence in the world imploding on itself shortly afterwards. That wouldn't be too tremendous. What a great way to go out that would be. Bring it on.