Rich

You wouldn't? That's heinous! After that warning, if somebody did post a link of that nature then they'd have made a rod for their own back. On said compilation, Steve Watson's goal against Liverpool stands out, it was fucking 1-v-5! Crazy bastard.

If people are looking for more inspiration, there's a certain video website with a certain Keegan compilation made my a certain Johnny2j, which is only a few clicks away. I'm watching it now, it has given me a hard on. No direct links tho, obviously! OTHERWISE YOU'LL BE BANNED! ...Imagine that, on this day of all days.

Diego AND Van Der Vaart AT CENTRE-HALF!

Pants, shoes, shirts. Just stick them in their school kecks with a pair of shoes, they can wear owt they want underneath a jacket I suppose.

They aren't going to get a car near the stadium. They will have to walk the last two miles across the city and through the front door. Fucking hell, that would be a visual.

Is there anyone in the Toon tonight, who can afford this, who isn't going? Fucking gutted I'm in Hull, but already booked the train to get back for Bolton.

That's all fair enough, sure. But with Keegan combined with Ashley's money, I can't help but be excited.

Good signings them!

God I'm feeling negative. He's a starter for Chelsea. Why would he come here? Not necessarily immediately. 6 months is a lifetime in football, things might change in the Summer.

SWP would be fantastic.

Maybe, but not this month. How the hell would he know who to buy seeing that he's been out of the game for so long? Or is someone going to claim that he's secretly been scouting players? We'll have to buy big to get us out the Championship anyway. He might go after players he's had already? Wright-Phillips? Those sorts? He's only been out since 2005, it's not a lifetime. And despite his claims to the contrary I'm sure he's been keeping up with football during his spell away. 2 or 3 years in the Premiership is a lifetime mate. Owen was good 2 years ago. I'd still expect a name or two to come in, we'll at least put a bid or two about. I suppose only time will tell. He's bound to have his contacts in the game as well to advise him.

Very good post.

Maybe, but not this month. How the hell would he know who to buy seeing that he's been out of the game for so long? Or is someone going to claim that he's secretly been scouting players? We'll have to buy big to get us out the Championship anyway. He might go after players he's had already? Wright-Phillips? Those sorts? He's only been out since 2005, it's not a lifetime. And despite his claims to the contrary I'm sure he's been keeping up with football during his spell away.

No, I've not lost the plot that much yet. Would be nice.

He might get that £100M Parky was talking about.

Who else is competing for his signature that we'd need to offer so much? Prodigal sons indeed. does this make me an ITK or just a prodical son? :parky: Well played LFEE mate, you're going in the "listen to" books.

Look at those scenes at St. James' now man, fucking hell. Logic aside, all of us knowing better than everyone aside, all the internet critics aside, surely this is what football is all about? People might laugh at us, but would anyone genuinely support anyone else? If Keegan wins a trophy here, the party will not stop.

No worries mate. I have a feeling the uptake might jump now that Special K is back in business! Just like I said last night.

I'm telling myself they'll do what John Hall and Special K did first time round, then fucking continue on from there without the PLC/Dalglish shite. It's like starting over again Premiership wise, but surely that isn't SUCH a negative thing? Fuck me, I've just booked my train tickets for the weekend now, I said to my brother last week "if Keegan gets appointed then I'll come back for the Bolton game"... fucking fantastic!

My socks have shot through the floor and killed the two Chinese children who live below me. I have to say, it was worth it.

GET THE FUCK IN THERE! WALKING IN A KEEGAN WONDERLAND, THERE'S ONLY ONE KEVIN KEEGAN! ONE KEVIN KEEGAN!

What the hell did I miss? Bloody hell, turn away for a few minutes. http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php?topic=49027.0

Right, I've sorted that little episode out, hope nobody minds. Fucking hell man, some people.

You were right about Redknapp, so I'm believing you.

There is only one French school in England????? Ludicrous! I honestly can't see that being the stumbling block, considering he's already confirmed he's interested in the job, as has his agent. Surely his kids will speak English if their Dad does anyway......... get them in an English school. He would be the most French-looking bloke since Pires to walk these shores, though, it's understandable if he doesn't want his children speaking our dirty language.