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James Given Ferdinand Laursen Corluka Shorey Brown A. Young Lampard Muamba Jonas Hudlestone Martins Berbatov Kanu

Whats the code for it?

WTF From Wikipedia: Nile Ranger is an English footballer playing for the Newcastle United youth team. It was announced on Sky Sports News on August 8th 2008 that the young footballer had signed for Newcastle United after being released from his old club Southampton F.C. for unprofessional behaviour. Before the signing was known he was spotted in the Director's Box at St. James' Park in the friendly match between Newcastle United F.C. and the Dutch side PSV Eindhoven, starting a massive online debate on a Newcastle United F.C. fansite whether the club had signed Bafetimbi Gomis who had been heavily linked earlier on in the 2008 Transfer Window, or if it was another player of similar appearance as Gomis as at the time Nile Ranger had not been linked with a move to the club.Sightings of a man in the King Neptune restaurant on Stowell street who was quite obviously caucasian but wearing boot polish to his face and sporting a dread locked wig made of string only served to complicate matters.That the man was trying to pull anything that moved (including at one point the male Chinese waiter) could have caused the club great embarrassment.The fellow was later revealed to be a local character by the name of Mr H Shingles. He will most likely be playing for the Newcastle United reserve team in the upcoming 2008/2009 season. His name originates from his early days working as a Ranger on the River Nile, measuring silt deposits. It is widely believed that he changed his name but his original name is unknown.

^^^^^ Damn straight. Edit: reply to Role Model. Yes Pun intended.

I hope you're a girl or just joking.

Not with Given in goal Typo

A win!

Really shitty defending from Taylor blasts ball at guven at waist height. We'll get punished because of him.

Milner

By way of a header.

Duff

yeah nice play by Guthrie driving into the box.

Gutirrez looking good.

Danquah on and game ends.

Nice run by Jonas nearly got Milner in.

Was some boing when Enrique was on the ball unsure if directed at him or PSV player.

Are some of the wankers there boing Enrique or am I imagining it?

equaliser.

^^^^ Need better central midfielders though if we want to use 433.

Goal Taylor.

Brilliant, now for a target man, defensive midfieder, creative midfielder, and cover for left back. Theres still all of August to go.

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_3894816,00.html Blackburn have completed the signing of Carlos Villanueva on a season-long loan deal from Audax Italiano. The midfielder, who was recently voted Chile's footballer of the year, could seal a permanent £4million move if he impresses during his time at Ewood Park. The 22-year-old is a favourite among YouTube skills-seekers, and Paul Ince admits that a number of the Rovers squad have already checked out their new team-mate online. "He's a very skilful and exciting player," said Ince. "Hopefully it's a signing that will excite our fans. "Some of the lads have watched him on YouTube and he looks different class. "Getting him here excites me and shows the kind of football I'm looking to play at Blackburn." Wonder if they scouted him via Youtube clips?

What ssn guy? Anyway Roy Keane seems a bit pissed off with Redknapp...... Keane said: "Younes Kaboul has decided not to sign for us and we wish him well. "I think it might have helped if I had taken him to the casino until four in the morning. What do I mean? You're intelligent, work it out. "People have different ways of dealing with different players but it's a long time since I was still up at four in the morning – that's not my style. "Younes made his decision and the important thing for me is that I got the chance to bring him to the club for a look around and to speak to him. "We made a good offer but it's not happened on this occasion and we move on." The full article contains 261 words and appears in Sunderland Echo newspaper. Maybe I'm being thick but what is he on about?

^^^^^^^^ If they're signing his replacement then maybe we're very close to a deal?

Whats the reported/speculated fee?