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There is legitimately not one player in it who makes me in the least bit calm.

Or go off injured

Of course Bellamy isn't injured. Knob.

Cripes. Gunning for the 5-4. That defence may be up with the worst I have/ever will see fielded at St James' Park. Not sure what his beef with Santon is but I can't see how Jonas is a better option at left back.

I would trade my girlfriend for a 4-3 win to us.

7?! obscene.

Perch - tekkers

Urgh, get to fuck Simpson.

Coming across as a really moronic fan base, the "baggies".

Taking off Ben Arfa is still annoying me.

Looks a bad one...

Awful awful, awful sub.

Total waste

I must say Williamson is nowhere near the solid centre half I took him for last year.

That Fortune is a diving little twat.

I think we can see it through but we need another goal to kill it off.

There doesn't seem to be any reason for him to head that ball.

That's such a moronic thing to do at this stage of the game.

Fuck's sake. Well done lads.

Our best plan is just to carry on playing as we did, attack being the best form of defence, especially when you essentially don't have one.

Should have scored

Such a skidmark on the day, that.

Daaaaaammmnnnn.

Worst possible person to get injured in the squad.

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