Theregulars

That's a pen.

Why is he playing for a 0-0?

This is the point at which I get off the bus I am afraid: fuck you, Alan Pardew, fuck you.

Bigirimana... why

I get relegated to a 'few more'. It's not like you have any distinguishing features, to be fair.

No Catts for them, like?

We will 100% play for a point

The problem is it's no longer possible to take him seriously anymore. He doesn't know what to do with the players at his disposal; he doesn't know how to stop this decline. He has the waffly, self-contradictory air of a man who has been found out.

hmmmmm, I'm a size 12... but i think I have an 11 knocking around, so you could use them? Where approx do you live/work if I was to try the 11's?... Im studying in London atm mate. I was just thinking about bringing them on the day as a last resort Ah... Ok I appreciate the offer... Will explore other avenues for now as I can't justify buying a pair to wear once... I'm a 10. I'm sure I have an old pair stashed away that I'll donate to you if you're that concerned about money. Just remind me nearer the time to bring them.

CM

Don't mind either time, as long as I'm playing with a few people I actually know like Neesy, Slim and MKSC.

Good lad Shola.

FUCK OFF TIOTE

This would be an absolute victory for justice if we won.

This referee is subhuman.

FUCK OFF YOU FILTH.

Why couldn't McManaman work his brand of "defence" on Pardew?

Awful manager

Fuck off Cisse

I really hope someone shows him that at half time.

Carver sent off, brilliant.

Yet another to add to the pile in support of video replays....

That's just a huge slice of disgusting injustice.

Absurd player

Pardew has exacerbated it completely; Jonas at left back?!