Elric

Noncing and animal abuse all on one page, inbred fucks

The majority of (the tiny amount of) mackems in my part of Gateshead were generally contrarian daft cunts who wanted to be different at school

Dat slow-cooker blue pop chicken *chef's kiss*

A decent-sized part of their fanbase need to be humbled, like.

What the fuck That's enough internet for today.

Jaw wired by some MLFs before the end of next week, marra.

Christ, Latino Leonard Cohen doing the commentary there

RIP. For all the hyperbole I give it in here, that's mainly to piss off lurking Mackems. Like Madras said, there will obviously be decent types outside of RTG.

They're still not getting promoted

Without sounding harsh as fuck, if Eriksen does play the midfield have to absolutely bully him, Big Jow reducer early doors

That first second or so man, what the fuck All the poise of Adam Johnson about to pounce on a child.

Well this is delicious, loving their meltdown on RTG

Was he just out for a kerry in Derham? Kewers glass, is what I heard Anyway, that "top dogs" shite - which I'd totally forgotten about - is 100% their invention, abnormal cunts

Cursed into supporting paedos for evermore - their staunch backing of Adam Johnson, to a man, makes sense now. Weird cunts

When their club has been wound up and the freshly-cleared land of what used to be the SoL has been salted. Nah, just kidding. Not even then.

Think I'd voted a... 7(?) last time. Probably down to a 5 or 6 now. Some unfavourable results and we're right back in it, I'm much more confident after tonight's performance though.

If we hadn't been so desperate for a striker at the time I could have seen us triggering Wood's release clause much later in the window. A deadline day bid, leaving them no real time to strengthen, would have fucked them. C'est la vie

Only the 6 pages for their thread on our match tonight - well, that I can see, what with their AIDS-riddled title conventions. We really have broken them

Yep, I can now laugh at this. So.

10 Men Couldn't Carry (Carry) Couldn't Carry Lampard (Cunt!) 10 man, 9 man, 8 man, 7 man, 6 man, 5 man, 4 man, 3 Man, 2 Man, 1 Man And His Forklift Truck Couldn't Carry Lampard (Cunt!) Big Fat, Big Fat Frank Big Fat, Big Fat Frank Big Fat, Big Fat Frank Big Fat Frankie Lampard

Get the fuck in

Get the rave on Pickford you little mackem charva cunt

Yup.

Unless he's carrying some kinda injury he needs to start like, we're not in a position to be resting our best player(s).

I'm just regurgitating what someone else on here said a while back but it really is just "Clickbait: The Forum"