Elric

3-0, Joselu hat-trick. Just kidding. Frustrating 0-0.

I'd expect Walters to do a decent job at that level tbf. Still won't be enough for them though

For some reason I had it in my mind that he did an alright job. Ah well

(at both that guy's spelling and my new-page wankery)

Just got a text from a reliable source saying the same thing. Dre summing up the mood of everyone

One of them had the fucking cheek to comment on our apparent ticket pricing for the Luton match :lol:

Fiber-optic wank.

The Quiet Man is a quality film Hopefully that fight scene is re-enacted, with Staveley eventually knocking the fuck out out the fat cunt all the way through Newcastle, culminating with him getting sparked out on the town moor

That's a red panda, you lads are mental.

81 before bonuses, so my best week this season. Means fuck all though, since that type of score has been a standard occurrence for like two thirds of the work league I'm in, week-in, week-out

Sonnnnnn

People haven't already used January's wildcard? Had a full-on panic there when I thought Son wasn't in the squad

No coincidence that the poll now looks like an extended middle-finger

Christ Hopefully the deal is salvageable.

57 with Son, Alli, Eriksen, Ogbonna () and Adrian () to play again.

At least they've got that City of Culture thing to f... ahh, shit.

More importantly: is Rafa happy yet?

Once again, picked the wrong fucking captain* *Unless Son scores a hat-trick next game

Same Hoyed Son, Alli and Eriksen in... so fully expecting them to all be crippled within 30 minutes.

The fact Pardew appears on that list 5 times :scared:

So obviously Kane is expected to play Hope he's dying on his arse out there, sorry triple-captain peeps

3-0. Can't wait to see Hughes' smug post-match face, cunt

It'll be Llorente up front, imo. Captained Son.

Found the same trying to use the wildcard and triple captain, ah well Gambling on Kane not playing.

The wildcard is getting blasted tomorrow like, no doubt