Elric

67, not too bad since I captained the one cunt in the team who seemingly did fuck all (cheers, Firmino)

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FFS, transferred Lingard in yesterday

I'm canny desperate so i'd accept any form of death tbh. Ideally I'd like to see him suffer but aye, anything will do.

This cunt dead yet? Die in a fire you fat bitch.

Fuck off, Pep.

"they could make billions if they put the effort in" Billions ffs It's not the fucking Metro.

Another opposition fan turns up, in peace of course, to blow smoke up their backsides. You couldn't make it up Well, you could... Fucking freaks.

That part killed me as well

This GW has been an absolute clusterfuck, like

Rod Stewart's

Keith Curle looks like Jeff Goldblum was asked to be Alan Pardew.

Clickbait sums up the look of the majority of threads started on that forum like. Surprised they don't have a "I'm not a mag" captcha to click after hitting the 'post' button. "Select all the pictures of horses getting punched"

Third division :lol:

"We won the Champions Leygue for you, marra" "Kiev Fan in peyce" Get your bingo cards ready

can you play wildcard and say bench boost in one gameweek? From bitter experience: nope

Thought he had a pretty sweet gig in the park tbf. Doesn't look like anything to me.

Got Salah © and Mane in my team... realistically, you wouldn't expect them to start against Stoke, right? Thinking of transferring them both, I wouldn't be surprised if they weren't even on the bench tbh. Trying to maximise my late surge up the table in the work league

From the comments Sweetcorn eyes and tomato skin hair, ffs

Oh aye, the trauma of 6 in a row far outstrips the hilarity of these facing actual years in the wilderness, financial ruin, ridicule from their football friends (), etc. :lol:

madness, these fuckers are insane That reminds me of that post someone made ages ago about posts on RTG where they accuse everyone of being mags and then eventually themselves before realising they'd been shafted again. It was before Pardew and McClaren ruined everything so it doesn't apply now, but it was class. I was thinking of this as well, yesterday. If it's the one I think it is it was either Bluestar's post, or he had it at his sig for ages. If it culminates in "ah fuck, we've lost again", it was definitely that one https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=68418.msg3157527#msg3157527 That one, cheers for finding it, had a good laugh at that again

madness, these fuckers are insane That reminds me of that post someone made ages ago about posts on RTG where they accuse everyone of being mags and then eventually themselves before realising they'd been shafted again. It was before Pardew and McClaren ruined everything so it doesn't apply now, but it was class. I was thinking of this as well, yesterday. If it's the one I think it is it was either Bluestar's post, or he had it at his sig for ages. If it culminates in "ah fuck, we've lost again", it was definitely that one

Imagine if Burton went down with them, then relegated them from that division as well? Think I'd actually die laughing

Oh fuck off. Same. This follows Lacazette running riot after I went for Auba instead Only saving grace is, when I look around my work league, most cunts have forgotten there's barely any games this GW. Players without games all owa

This 92-ers really is some Chinese zodiac shit to them. "So I see you were born in 1984... in that case, you must support... Plymouth Argyle". Weird cunts Still love to know what happened to the 20-odd thousand strong paedo-supporting STIDs who've disappeared over the course of this season. The North Sea is a cruel mistress.