Elric

£5 million is more than reasonable, especially after the shit they pulled in January. Bit late in the window for this simping, Martin, daft cunt

He's signing for Everton, they had to do something to cheer him up

Having a very decent start to the season, getting your manager poached by Stoke and then ultimately being relegated would be prime Sunlun, like

This. Or maybe it's time for Lee Barry Cattermole to shine

You know how this club rolls, the moment we agree to this is when Pope gets an injury Tell these cheeky cunts to fuck off.

"50p, five pound, ten pound..."

Via Riyadh. KIDDING

Haven't we got enough inept corrupt cunts in this country without the need to import them?

Hopefully all this just highlights the glaring need to reinforce the squad... and where we could end up if we spend wisely

GIVE AI REF'S JOBS. AND WAGES. SOMETHING SOMETHING NURSES.

Not even trying to hide the corruption, absolute fixer ref

The moment every Citeh fan has been dreading* *watch him score a 92nd minute winner now

Pleasedontcollapsepleasedontcollapse

Wtf is happening

Pep gonna go mental at the guys at half time. Guys.

Therein lies the problem

Seriously doubt they'll come up at the first time of asking, like. I know the Champo isn't great but when injuries inevitably strike their squad appears pretty piss weak. But aye, on the subject of derbies, I'd be happy to never have one ever again

Ah man, watching episode 7 of All or Nothing: Arsenal, Saka seems like a genuinely nice guy.

Ironically, I think the only genuine "in peyce" fan on RTG was probably Mag in Peace. Fucking lickspittle

Losing him, especially at this stage of the transfer window, would be a massive blow, like. I'd be less than confident of the club getting anyone of equal ability in. Hopefully it's all unfounded.

Mentioning your most hated rival without an ounce of venom, casually rattling off the names of half of Sunlun's squad (which, let's face it, nee fucker knows), talking about the refereeing decisions which were definitely wrong... sounds legit like, sad fuckers (Oh, and "O̶u̶r̶ Your Fans" )

Full time. "Our fans"

Ref favouring the b̶i̶g̶ massive club, obviously

Gewch 2-1