Elric

0-2 and then lose on penalties

Realistically, if we want to sign anyone in the summer (and prior to Almiron/Kelly I had serious doubts whether we would, we're definitely not signing anyone in January - edit: yes I know it's February ), these are they type of sales we need to make. On the one hand, there's the very real prospect of our threadbare squad being fucked and witnessing a serious drop-off this season, but on the other... we're doing absolutely nowt next season without a freshen-up. I'm fully aware that it's the 'fault' (read: feature) of PSR but it needs to happen.

Top 4 was in our hands, we need to learn our lesson about relying on other teams slipping up or helping us out, just isn't fucking happening.

Any club offering him anything more than a pay-as-you-play deal (after he leaves us) are absolute mugs

Having "Tommy" as his first name immediately bumps his price up by £10m IIRC (sic)

Any hint of an inflated fee where we're concerned = immediate investigation over fair market value Other clubs = partridgeshrug.gif ... is basically what it is.

Is he travelling by freight?

Lollll fucking hate Spurs.

What a load of fucking bullshit from Keith Anyone with eyes and ears knows that Sky have been frothing at the gash for this transfer to happen for a good while. Luckily nee cunt can afford him, so... fuck 'em all

More than a few already starting to cast doubts on Reygis. Wouldn't be like them to hound a manager out

Wilson... Wilson... 🤔

Not the title change. Worrying.

Sorry, by "meaningful role" I meant "any role", don't give a fuck what he does tbf

Still baffled how tf Shola has any kind of meaningful position at the club like 😑

For Colback? Jesus fucking Christ, just retire now

I hadn't logged into this since creating the team before the season started. Just did an auto pick and couldn't be arsed to check on it. Anyway, it'd been running with Mateta (c) and Isak up front. Solid. Logged on a day or two before Wolves. Changed it to Isak (c). So, what I'm saying is... probably my fault he didn't score 😬

Not every day you see a Manchester-based 'keeper being hilariously shit?

This, and getting pied by DCL (who decides he'd rather stay at 'resurgent' Everton). That'd be the most NUFC thing ever

(Hope)? (Pray), more like.

What's the Portuguese for "it's who we are, mate"?

They'll have gained some confidence from today's performance like, if we think we can just show up and roll them over it's gonna be a long fucking afternoon. Hopefully Howe has given everyone a kick up the arse. Anyway, not like us as a club to be charitable to teams facing a prospective record-low points tally, I'm sure it'll be fine

He can bring Lehmann with him

Getting ready for the Tottenham Fan Reactions videos to somewhat soothe the pain of yesterday

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