Elric

Alan Smith? Celebrated like a new signing when that fucking leech's contract ran out

I'd never seen this shit before, ahahahahaha People unfamiliar with them down the road might think it's parody. It's not.

Don't fucking get yourself sent off today 😅

I mean, I want Ekitike to fail spectacularly, because him doing well will probably mean that those unbearable Scouse cunts are doing well, too. I just want Rat to be doing worse

S̶̶̶̶̶̶̶e̶̶̶̶̶̶̶a̶̶̶̶̶̶̶g̶̶̶̶̶̶̶u̶̶̶̶̶̶̶l̶̶̶̶̶̶̶l̶̶̶̶̶̶̶-̶̶̶̶̶̶̶s̶̶̶̶̶̶̶h̶̶̶̶̶̶̶a̶̶̶̶̶̶̶g̶̶̶̶̶̶̶g̶̶̶̶̶̶̶i̶̶̶̶̶̶̶n̶̶̶̶̶̶̶g̶̶̶̶̶̶̶,̶̶̶̶̶̶̶ ̶̶̶̶̶̶̶s̶̶̶̶̶̶̶h̶̶̶̶̶̶̶i̶̶̶̶̶̶̶t̶̶̶̶̶̶̶t̶̶̶̶̶̶̶i̶̶̶̶̶̶̶n̶̶̶̶̶̶̶g̶̶̶̶̶̶̶-̶̶̶̶̶̶̶i̶̶̶̶̶̶̶n̶̶̶̶̶̶̶-̶̶̶̶̶̶̶t̶̶̶̶̶̶̶h̶̶̶̶̶̶̶e̶̶̶̶̶̶̶i̶̶̶̶̶̶̶r̶̶̶̶̶̶̶-̶̶̶̶̶̶̶o̶̶̶̶̶̶̶w̶̶̶̶̶̶̶n̶̶̶̶̶̶̶-̶̶̶̶̶̶̶s̶̶̶̶̶̶̶t̶̶̶̶̶̶̶a̶̶̶̶̶̶̶d̶̶̶̶̶̶̶i̶̶̶̶̶̶̶u̶̶̶̶̶̶̶m̶̶̶̶̶̶̶,̶̶̶̶̶̶̶ ̶̶̶̶̶̶̶l̶̶̶̶̶̶̶i̶̶̶̶̶̶̶t̶̶̶̶̶̶̶e̶̶̶̶̶̶̶r̶̶̶̶̶̶̶a̶̶̶̶̶̶̶l̶̶̶̶̶̶̶-̶̶̶̶̶̶̶f̶̶̶̶̶̶̶a̶̶̶̶̶̶̶n̶̶̶̶̶̶̶-̶̶̶̶̶̶̶m̶̶̶̶̶̶̶u̶̶̶̶̶̶̶r̶̶̶̶̶̶̶d̶̶̶̶̶̶̶e̶̶̶̶̶̶̶r̶̶̶̶̶̶̶i̶̶̶̶̶̶̶n̶̶̶̶̶̶̶g̶̶̶̶̶̶̶,̶̶̶̶̶̶̶ n̶̶̶̶̶̶̶o̶̶̶̶̶̶̶n̶̶̶̶̶̶̶c̶̶̶̶̶̶̶e̶̶̶̶̶̶̶-̶̶̶̶̶̶̶s̶̶̶̶̶̶̶u̶̶̶̶̶̶̶p̶̶̶̶̶̶̶p̶̶̶̶̶̶̶o̶̶̶̶̶̶̶r̶̶̶̶̶̶̶t̶̶̶̶̶̶̶i̶̶̶̶̶̶̶n̶̶̶̶̶̶̶g̶̶̶̶̶̶̶,̶̶̶̶̶̶̶ ̶̶̶̶̶̶̶p̶̶̶̶̶̶̶o̶̶̶̶̶̶̶l̶̶̶̶̶̶̶i̶̶̶̶̶̶̶c̶̶̶̶̶̶̶e̶̶̶̶̶̶̶-̶̶̶̶̶̶̶h̶̶̶̶̶̶̶o̶̶̶̶̶̶̶a̶̶̶̶̶̶̶x̶̶̶̶̶̶̶i̶̶̶̶̶̶̶n̶̶̶̶̶̶̶g̶̶̶̶̶̶̶,̶̶̶̶̶̶̶ c̶̶̶̶̶̶̶h̶̶̶̶̶̶̶a̶̶̶̶̶̶̶r̶̶̶̶̶̶̶i̶̶̶̶̶̶̶t̶̶̶̶̶̶̶y̶̶̶̶̶̶̶-̶̶̶̶̶̶̶s̶̶̶̶̶̶̶h̶̶̶̶̶̶̶o̶̶̶̶̶̶̶p̶̶̶̶̶̶̶-̶̶̶̶̶̶̶b̶̶̶̶̶̶̶u̶̶̶̶̶̶̶r̶̶̶̶̶̶̶n̶̶̶̶̶̶̶i̶̶̶̶̶̶̶n̶̶̶̶̶̶̶g̶̶̶̶̶̶̶,̶̶̶̶̶̶̶ ̶̶̶̶̶̶̶N̶̶̶̶̶̶̶o̶̶̶̶̶̶̶r̶̶̶̶̶̶̶t̶̶̶̶̶̶̶h̶̶̶̶̶̶̶-̶̶̶̶̶̶̶S̶̶̶̶̶̶̶e̶̶̶̶̶̶̶a̶̶̶̶̶̶̶-̶̶̶̶̶̶̶f̶̶̶̶̶̶̶e̶̶̶̶̶̶̶a̶̶̶̶̶̶̶r̶̶̶̶̶̶̶i̶̶̶̶̶̶̶n̶̶̶̶̶̶̶g̶̶̶̶̶̶̶,̶̶̶̶̶̶̶ ̶̶̶̶̶̶̶p̶̶̶̶̶̶̶e̶̶̶̶̶̶̶r̶̶̶̶̶̶̶p̶̶̶̶̶̶̶e̶̶̶̶̶̶̶t̶̶̶̶̶̶̶u̶̶̶̶̶̶̶a̶̶̶̶̶̶̶l̶̶̶̶̶̶̶-̶̶̶̶̶̶̶b̶̶̶̶̶̶̶a̶̶̶̶̶̶̶c̶̶̶̶̶̶̶k̶̶̶̶̶̶̶s̶̶̶̶̶̶̶h̶̶̶̶̶̶̶i̶̶̶̶̶̶̶f̶̶̶̶̶̶̶t̶̶̶̶̶̶̶-̶̶̶̶̶̶̶w̶̶̶̶̶̶̶o̶̶̶̶̶̶̶r̶̶̶̶̶̶̶k̶̶̶̶̶̶̶i̶̶̶̶̶̶̶n̶̶̶̶̶̶̶g̶̶̶̶̶̶̶,̶̶̶̶̶̶̶ ̶̶̶̶̶̶̶a̶̶̶̶̶̶̶t̶̶̶̶̶̶̶t̶̶̶̶̶̶̶e̶̶̶̶̶̶̶n̶̶̶̶̶̶̶d̶̶̶̶̶̶̶a̶̶̶̶̶̶̶n̶̶̶̶̶̶̶c̶̶̶̶̶̶̶e̶̶̶̶̶̶̶-̶̶̶̶̶̶̶f̶̶̶̶̶̶̶i̶̶̶̶̶̶̶g̶̶̶̶̶̶̶u̶̶̶̶̶̶̶r̶̶̶̶̶̶̶e̶̶̶̶̶̶̶-̶̶̶̶̶̶̶f̶̶̶̶̶̶̶i̶̶̶̶̶̶̶d̶̶̶̶̶̶̶d̶̶̶̶̶̶̶l̶̶̶̶̶̶̶i̶̶̶̶̶̶̶n̶̶̶̶̶̶̶g̶̶̶̶̶̶̶,̶̶̶̶̶̶̶ ̶̶̶̶̶̶̶e̶̶̶̶̶̶̶v̶̶̶̶̶̶̶e̶̶̶̶̶̶̶r̶̶̶̶̶̶̶y̶̶̶̶̶̶̶-̶̶̶̶̶̶̶s̶̶̶̶̶̶̶e̶̶̶̶̶̶̶y̶̶̶̶̶̶̶s̶̶̶̶̶̶̶o̶̶̶̶̶̶̶n̶̶̶̶̶̶̶-̶̶̶̶̶̶̶i̶̶̶̶̶̶̶s̶̶̶̶̶̶̶-̶̶̶̶̶̶̶w̶̶̶̶̶̶̶e̶̶̶̶̶̶̶d̶̶̶̶̶̶̶d̶̶̶̶̶̶̶i̶̶̶̶̶̶̶n̶̶̶̶̶̶̶g̶̶̶̶̶̶̶-̶̶̶̶̶̶̶s̶̶̶̶̶̶̶e̶̶̶̶̶̶̶y̶̶̶̶̶̶̶s̶̶̶̶̶̶̶o̶̶̶̶̶̶̶n̶̶̶̶̶̶̶,̶̶̶̶̶̶̶ ̶̶̶̶̶̶̶g̶̶̶̶̶̶̶a̶̶̶̶̶̶̶p̶̶̶̶̶̶̶ ̶̶̶̶̶̶̶m̶̶̶̶̶̶̶i̶̶̶̶̶̶̶n̶̶̶̶̶̶̶d̶̶̶̶̶̶̶i̶̶̶̶̶̶̶n̶̶̶̶̶̶̶g̶̶̶̶̶̶̶,̶̶̶ ̶p̶i̶n̶k̶-̶s̶e̶y̶t̶,̶ r̶u̶b̶b̶i̶s̶h̶-̶b̶i̶n̶-̶a̶v̶e̶r̶s̶e̶,̶ ̶c̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶h̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶e̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶y̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶s̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶e̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶y̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶-̶̶̶̶̶̶̶c̶̶̶̶̶̶̶h̶̶̶̶̶̶̶i̶̶̶̶̶̶̶p̶̶̶̶̶̶̶-̶̶̶̶̶̶̶l̶̶̶̶̶̶̶o̶̶̶̶̶̶̶v̶̶̶̶̶̶̶i̶̶̶̶̶̶̶n̶̶̶̶̶̶̶g̶̶̶̶̶̶̶,̶̶̶̶̶̶̶ ̶̶̶̶̶̶̶b̶̶̶̶̶̶̶l̶̶̶̶̶̶̶u̶̶̶̶̶̶̶e̶̶̶̶̶̶̶-̶̶̶̶̶̶̶p̶̶̶̶̶̶̶o̶̶̶̶̶̶̶p̶̶̶̶̶̶̶-̶̶̶̶̶̶̶g̶̶̶̶̶̶̶u̶̶̶̶̶̶̶z̶̶̶̶̶̶̶z̶̶̶̶̶̶̶l̶̶̶̶̶̶̶i̶̶̶̶̶̶̶n̶̶̶̶̶̶̶g̶̶̶̶̶̶̶,̶ ̶f̶r̶e̶e̶-̶t̶i̶c̶k̶e̶t̶,̶ ̶l̶e̶t̶t̶e̶r̶b̶o̶x̶-̶b̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶i̶n̶g̶,̶ ̶m̶a̶c̶k̶e̶m̶a̶t̶i̶c̶,̶ ̶t̶r̶u̶t̶h̶-̶a̶v̶o̶i̶d̶a̶n̶t̶,̶ ̶U̶n̶c̶a̶l̶-̶M̶i̶c̶k̶-̶h̶a̶v̶i̶n̶g̶,̶ ̶B̶r̶e̶x̶i̶t̶-̶l̶o̶v̶i̶n̶g̶,̶ ̶s̶̶̶̶̶̶̶h̶̶̶̶̶̶̶i̶̶̶̶̶̶̶t̶̶̶̶̶̶̶-̶̶̶̶̶̶̶a̶̶̶̶̶̶̶c̶̶̶̶̶̶̶c̶̶̶̶̶̶̶e̶̶̶̶̶̶̶n̶̶̶̶̶̶̶t̶̶̶̶̶̶̶e̶̶̶̶̶̶̶d̶̶̶̶̶̶̶ ̶̶̶̶̶̶̶b̶̶̶̶̶̶̶u̶̶̶̶̶̶̶n̶̶̶̶̶̶̶c̶̶̶̶̶̶̶h̶̶̶̶̶̶̶ ̶̶̶̶̶̶̶o̶̶̶̶̶̶̶f̶̶̶̶̶̶̶ ̶̶̶̶̶̶̶a̶̶̶̶̶̶̶i̶̶̶̶̶̶̶r̶̶̶̶̶̶̶p̶̶̶̶̶̶̶o̶̶̶̶̶̶̶r̶̶̶̶̶̶̶t̶̶̶̶̶̶̶l̶̶̶̶̶̶̶e̶̶̶̶̶̶̶s̶̶̶̶̶̶̶s̶̶̶̶̶̶̶ "̶̶̶w̶̶̶h̶̶̶y̶̶̶ ̶̶̶i̶̶̶s̶̶̶ ̶̶̶i̶̶̶t̶̶̶ ̶̶̶n̶̶̶e̶̶̶v̶̶̶e̶̶̶r̶̶̶ ̶̶̶u̶̶̶s̶̶̶"̶̶̶ ̶̶̶i̶̶̶̶̶̶̶n̶̶̶̶̶̶̶b̶̶̶̶̶̶̶r̶̶̶̶̶̶̶e̶̶̶̶̶̶̶d̶̶̶̶̶̶̶ ̶̶̶̶̶̶̶f̶̶̶̶̶̶̶r̶̶̶̶̶̶̶e̶̶̶̶̶̶̶a̶̶̶̶̶̶̶k̶̶̶̶̶̶̶s̶̶̶̶̶̶̶.̶̶̶̶̶̶̶ Sure hope it's a good game tomorrow. Good luck to all involved

I'd been bitching for ages that BBC should put in a dark mode. Now, watching the football feed on there, in dark mode

1-3. Definitely gonna be at least one red Hopefully the start of a spiral down the leyg for these cunts. Let Reygis witness their unique brand of toxicity when things are going against them. Let the BEWWWWWS ring out.

Even Reygis knows they're small time as fuck

Do they... do they mean their leyg one promotion, their fluked playoff victory and the pizza cup win? Are they counting these as legit trophies? Disregarding the hilarious remainder of Kunt Boy's post, obvs.

*20% chance of being claimed by the North Sea. During wedding seyson. While backshift is on.

We're gan tayuk the bisto aisle marra ftm

Barnesy hates the mackems, always refers to them as "glass centre nonces" fyi

Well, given the encouragement that this compilation apparently gives, they'll surely have no complaints if a few of their players are on the receiving end of bone-breaking challenges. Which would be a shame Small time cunts, forever in our shadow

He's got some kinda weird hybrid-cockney accent and it's fucking awful. Not as bad as mackem, but aye

Is there some kinda betting market for late goals conceded? I feel like we could all make bank when the inevitable happens (then happens again. And again...), it'd certainly quell some of the frustration

Smash these inbred cunts, along with any dreams they have of going on another "6 in a rowuh" run.

If only there were some kinda mechanism where a manager could take one knackered player from the pitch and send on a different player in his stead 🤔

Every fucking week with these late goals man He's got so much credit in the bank but for the love of fucking CHRIST, Eddie... learn your lessons before the mackem game, please

"Dat's funny becausé 'e 'ad a 'art attak" hahaha

Both fanbases of historically big clubs who see us as encroaching on 'their' rightful territory (places in the league). I know Villa are doing well, but still. Fuck 'em all.

I remember posts expressing these kinda sentiments after we got smashed 1-4 by Portsmouth

Babe, wake up, the "2025 awful fucking accents" wrapped video just dropped

I don't think I watched a single minute of either of the last 2 World Cups like, honestly couldn't give a fuck. International breaks during the season are the fucking worst, too

"I made m̶y̶ ̶f̶a̶m̶i̶l̶y̶ any sense of self-awareness our fans / media pundits may have had disappear!*" *Just kidding lol, never existed

A hiding in Milan for these Scouse cunts (on the pitch, I mean. Unless...) would round off a lovely week