Elric

The fact the kerning is fucked up is just 😙🤌

Hopefully there are concrete links because otherwise... well, twerking for Ashley is depressing as fuck

"You've got to look at the expectations of the fans, Newcastle fans say he failed them but their expectations are ridiculous. They expect to be challenging for he premier league every year and playing in the champions league" This corker is from a poster named "northeastowl"... wonder if they're on there in peyce 🤔

Hahahaha, daft cunts. Let them learn the hard way what it is to be a club owned by Mike Ashley

English side losing against PSG thanks, in no small part, to a bent referee? Where have I heard this story before? 🤔

Aye, couldn't believe that like

Hate Villa but this ref seems bent, like 😅

Oof, this could be (more of a) absolute hiding here like

It'll be difficult for Nissan to continue after all the MLFs resign out of principle 🤔

Hearing the word "entourage" when talking about a footballer always gives me dickhead vibes 😅

Looking forward to them winning the Why Is It Never Us trophy at Wembo in a few weeks time, the degenerate wanks.

5-1 please, traumatise these cunts

Aye, his *checks notes* one goal and one assist in 11 games have fucking ruined my season, like

"Please think before posting. Any off colour comments will be deleted and may attract further action" The fact that one of their mods had to warn them off speaks volumes, like. In fairness, there are a fair few decent comments in there but obviously they're well aware eyes are on the place.

The lack of self awareness from these cunts is always astonishing, like

"I cannot explain my irrational hatred of Newcastle. I'm glad they beat Liverpool, but if they as a club were to cease to exist, I wouldn't miss them" Likewise, son, likewise. Except, oh wait, I can explain why I feel like that. As can everyone else

Wallop these kernts please

Their next shirt sponsor needs to be Dunelm with the amount of fucking comfort blankets being clutched at

I'd be against signing Elliott because a) Liverpool are a bunch of cunts and I'd hate for us to send any money their way and b) they'd undoubtedly try and work some kinda angle into a potential deal for Isak. But mostly a)

Creased at the mental image of them sat in vigil over any posts relating to us, like they're guarding some statue in Seaburn, checking to see if any of the 'lads' have liked any of them Fucking sad cunts.

Yup, I can smell the blue pop and cheysey chips from here 🙄

Joe in Peyce

The word "asterisk" is surely trending like a bastard in the SR1 postcode 🖕

Seeing these headlines... still can't process that it's all real 😅

ALL YOU CUNTS SUPPORTING TINPOT CLUBS, "YOU'VE NEVER WON FUCK ALL"? WE FUCKING HAVE NOW. IT'S ONLY THE BEGINNING