Elric

Scouse on Scouse violence, you love to see it, get the umbrellas ready for the tears/hockle

#SmallClubProblems #FreeSalah

Not like mackems to totally fucking fabricate something 🤔

"I'm not bigger than anyone! I shouldn't have to earn my place tho."

The Doctor ringing the club to discuss the AFCON 2 mins after full time (and a Wissa brace)...

In the same way Derby were the strangest team in 07/08, yeah

The speed of post injuries Shearer, the finishing ability of Elanga. Ultimate player.

No tables until FT pls, still have PTSD from the spurs thread

Gonna predict a nervy 1-0 win. Crowd increasingly anxious until Wissa is unleashed in the 75th minute to score the eventual winner.

"Period of games" See you in 3 months

Looking forward to saying "get Wissa'd, idiot" when he scores past the mackems.

I've actually done a 180 from wanting him to have a horrific and career ending injury. Now I hope he continues to serve up dogshit performances week in, week out, infuriating Scouse cunts all over the world. Still hope he gets robbed every CL away game, like

Battle of Bramall Lane mk. II with more injuries, please.

RESET THE POLL *Trolling with this, obvs, but it would be amusing to see the results

Can we recall this cunt, or...

Welp, there goes the momentum going into the derby

We'll smash these and the mackems.

Where's the dislike button

Full-backs fit again, this cunt close... we're about to start handing out batterings 💪

Are you sure? I was thinking the season must surely be over already with all the "mind the gap" shite

7-1

Fucking hilarious if he goes too far and gets sent off

"We've just given a resurgent Everton a hiding in their own back yard, BUT..."

"Sadly, this looks like it'll only be a consolation..." Fuck off, BBC