Elric

"I cannot explain my irrational hatred of Newcastle. I'm glad they beat Liverpool, but if they as a club were to cease to exist, I wouldn't miss them" Likewise, son, likewise. Except, oh wait, I can explain why I feel like that. As can everyone else

Wallop these kernts please

Their next shirt sponsor needs to be Dunelm with the amount of fucking comfort blankets being clutched at

I'd be against signing Elliott because a) Liverpool are a bunch of cunts and I'd hate for us to send any money their way and b) they'd undoubtedly try and work some kinda angle into a potential deal for Isak. But mostly a)

Creased at the mental image of them sat in vigil over any posts relating to us, like they're guarding some statue in Seaburn, checking to see if any of the 'lads' have liked any of them Fucking sad cunts.

Yup, I can smell the blue pop and cheysey chips from here 🙄

Joe in Peyce

The word "asterisk" is surely trending like a bastard in the SR1 postcode 🖕

Seeing these headlines... still can't process that it's all real 😅

ALL YOU CUNTS SUPPORTING TINPOT CLUBS, "YOU'VE NEVER WON FUCK ALL"? WE FUCKING HAVE NOW. IT'S ONLY THE BEGINNING

GET THE FUCK IN

Aye, feels grubby agreeing with Jordan on anything but he's spot on with that.

Famous. European. Night. (but not for you)

Hahahahahah that was wank

What the fuck is that siren? Darwin lel

Irritatingly good at pens like, Salah

Alisson first? Oh shit Nm, thought he was taking the first one. IT'S PAST MY BEDTIME I'M OLD

Just need Salah to tweak his hamstring on the run-up

Is that Jimmy Hill's slightly less chinny son holding up the boards?

Dude in the crowd looking like he's been forced to watch a 10 hour snuff video compilation

Dragging it out even more? Shame

Should have buried that like.

Turned on to watch these cunts get beyt, fuck is up with Shearer's voice in this commentary?

Howay "Trent", you know you want to two-foot that cunt...