Elric

I hadn't logged into this since creating the team before the season started. Just did an auto pick and couldn't be arsed to check on it. Anyway, it'd been running with Mateta (c) and Isak up front. Solid. Logged on a day or two before Wolves. Changed it to Isak (c). So, what I'm saying is... probably my fault he didn't score 😬

Not every day you see a Manchester-based 'keeper being hilariously shit?

This, and getting pied by DCL (who decides he'd rather stay at 'resurgent' Everton). That'd be the most NUFC thing ever

(Hope)? (Pray), more like.

What's the Portuguese for "it's who we are, mate"?

They'll have gained some confidence from today's performance like, if we think we can just show up and roll them over it's gonna be a long fucking afternoon. Hopefully Howe has given everyone a kick up the arse. Anyway, not like us as a club to be charitable to teams facing a prospective record-low points tally, I'm sure it'll be fine

He can bring Lehmann with him

Getting ready for the Tottenham Fan Reactions videos to somewhat soothe the pain of yesterday

1-1

I'm not sure it'll be a walkover by any stretch, but aye, thank fuck it is Southampton next

Kinda just in the 'acceptance' stage of DCL now, if we can get him on relatively low wages and he's happy playing second fiddle, then... yeah 😬 Looks like we'll be financially hobbled once again, so like others have said, hopefully we can just tie down our best players and then see where we can go from there 🤷‍♂️

Plus (obviously not there anymore, but...) the amount of shit Kane got away with was ridiculous They can fuck right off, cockney wanks

[Discussing Chelsea and their historic dodgy payments] Accused of being a mag in 3, 2, 1...

Hopefully we can when it's new contract time, his agent's eyes must be lighting up every time he scores again

Croissants in the fucking toaster? Deserved to lose tbh

Stacking up them generational talents 🥲

Right, so... since the takeover, which of these 'big' clubs have come and taken our best players off us? 🤔

He absolutely hates us, the Chelsea-supporting cunt... our resurgence must be absolutely killing him, lollll

We've come a long way from the old days of playing in London, getting DP'd by Charlton and the like... now we show up and basically take what we want, inject it

Ange Arteta

It'd be the only way they'd ever sell out that litter-strewn shithole

"Enzoeh la Fey"

For all that Jordan occasionally says something complimentary about us or something actually rooted in reality, he is - and always has been - an industrial-grade bellend 🖕