Elric

I'm not sure it'll be a walkover by any stretch, but aye, thank fuck it is Southampton next

Kinda just in the 'acceptance' stage of DCL now, if we can get him on relatively low wages and he's happy playing second fiddle, then... yeah 😬 Looks like we'll be financially hobbled once again, so like others have said, hopefully we can just tie down our best players and then see where we can go from there 🤷‍♂️

Plus (obviously not there anymore, but...) the amount of shit Kane got away with was ridiculous They can fuck right off, cockney wanks

[Discussing Chelsea and their historic dodgy payments] Accused of being a mag in 3, 2, 1...

Hopefully we can when it's new contract time, his agent's eyes must be lighting up every time he scores again

Croissants in the fucking toaster? Deserved to lose tbh

Stacking up them generational talents 🥲

Right, so... since the takeover, which of these 'big' clubs have come and taken our best players off us? 🤔

He absolutely hates us, the Chelsea-supporting cunt... our resurgence must be absolutely killing him, lollll

We've come a long way from the old days of playing in London, getting DP'd by Charlton and the like... now we show up and basically take what we want, inject it

Ange Arteta

It'd be the only way they'd ever sell out that litter-strewn shithole

"Enzoeh la Fey"

For all that Jordan occasionally says something complimentary about us or something actually rooted in reality, he is - and always has been - an industrial-grade bellend 🖕

Bringing it to a grand total of *checks notes* £25

5-5 draw with lots of season-ending injuries, pls

Plenty of tears on that Fighting Cock forum, like Claims of corruption, crying about the 'handball', frankly bizarre worries about relegation... I mean, it'd be fucking hilarious seeing one of either them or Man U relegated (or both), but we can't even flush Everton ffs, there's no fucking chance

"The mags do this every year, a run of great results followed by a run of awful results. Nothing to worry about as usual." The self awareness is strong with this one

We'll give them their usual hiding. 2-5.

Sign some players ya baldy basdad

Careful what you wish for

"Barcodes" Fucking small time cunts, hope we hammer them and Ange slaps a few of their fans.

"...and their squad cost £1.1 billion"