Kasper

I was reading Finnish wiki and it said he was playing somewhere else. Then realised it wasn't quite up to date

I honestly think Everton are just a bunch of well managed, average to good players, and that you've only got by recently because of chaos at other clubs. Well I honestly think you're a WUM. And you are correct

"Just as good."

REALLY!?!?!

This is obviously the most important thing to happen this season for Mike

He says thanks to their fans. Says some minor problems with the deal because he has now tried to fly to Newcastle 5 times but each time he has been turned away at the gates because there was no room in the plane for his huge hair. He will now proceed to either cut it off or take the bus.

How fucking obvious bullshitting was that?

- "Way past worried"

Even though Deportivo have confirmed he is our player and he's flying over tonight? Exactly.

I'm really starting to get quite worried now.

So what?

Are you sure about that? http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/europe/7544536.stm

Sad news indeed

So we wont sign Gomis until Saturday. Bugger

So we have to wait til Friday. Bugger

Fuck you Keegan. Just another Rick Astley in disguise

Coloccini wasn't at the match because Rick Astley stole his ticket

The new signings are looking excellent. Especially Guthrie who I didnt expect to be anywhere near as good as I've so far witnessed. Pretty positive feelings about the season

Terrible clearance from Enrique there

Well then it had to be Gomis. Easy.

If you dont have NUFC TV and are sad & lonely because of this then PM me and maybe we can talk about our feelings