Kasper

Bassong babyyyy. Looks good

"A chance for Alan Smith............................................................................................"

Of course. It'll be "Senderos rejects desperate Magpies" tomorrow morning...

Oh crap we missed out YET again. Get your head out of your arse Mike!!!!

It's 100% that he didnt travel there

Not just £18m, £18m rejected Quash rumours of a bid isnt the same as reject is it?

Errr so does it look like there actually is something in this story? Or do they send reporters after every crappy rumour

Tottenham must pay £19m to sign Zenit St Petersburg striker Andrei Arshavin as well as make him the highest-paid player in the world. (Mail)

Yes. How on earth would we score 5 goals though?

He ate Stephen Carr

Great pic though. Better caption would be "Keegan watches on as Smith shows off his skills in sunny Mallorca"

I hope someone living in a cave buys us

Gascoigne's book is probably my favorite. Hilarious and very sad at the same time.

Not sure if its been mentioned but according to the deportivo fansite part of the deal is that we play in some Teresa Herrera tournament. Is that some pre-season cup or what? http://www.deportivo-la-coruna.com/news.php

You should be thankful Harry Norway wasnt here. You could be blamed for manslaughter

Actually got in a few shots...

Do these signs include signing our most expensive defender ever? (assuming it'll go through)

Actually its spot on quite often http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/2598/immaginexv3.jpg Crossing. You have some trouble understanding the word "often" then? Just a quick example off the top of my head. I understand the words 'sad little fanboy,' if that helps. No that doesn't really help. Now run along and post some more screenshots. All of which prove you wrong? Not sure you'd cope too well with that. Try me

Actually its spot on quite often http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/2598/immaginexv3.jpg Crossing. You have some trouble understanding the word "often" then? Just a quick example off the top of my head. I understand the words 'sad little fanboy,' if that helps. No that doesn't really help. Now run along and post some more screenshots.

Actually its spot on quite often http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/2598/immaginexv3.jpg Crossing. You have some trouble understanding the word "often" then?

They're fine as back up. Are they? If Beye was to get injured and be out for a few months would people be happy with one of these playing there every week? we cant sign a new player for every position ffs. right now its about priorities, and i would prefer geremi edgar or taylor playing at right back to zog, edgar or taylor playing at left back. beye is also better than enrique. we need a left back more than a right back, and we are very unlikely to sign 2 fullbacks this window. i though bassong was a right back as well. Bassong is CB/LB I think Personally im not too bothered if we dont sign any more defenders after Coloccini. N'zogbia & Bassong to cover left, Geremi or Taylor right. Midfield and attack should be priorities at this point.

I hope he gets rid of the agent. Seems like a right cockface. Can see him demanding a move to a bigger club in a year...or more money...

What a goal from Zidan

Well yeah. But the defense has been made to look even worse by the shit midfield. Our inability to keep the ball puts insane pressure on the defenders.

You could put a link in there too when you post something dodgy like that.