Kasper

Shefdkii Kuqi to Fulham HAHAHAHAHHA ; CLAASS cant wait toy see tghe guy flying again

Breaking news!!! geordie jamie is Skirge's son

That's that then. not as if it takes 24 hours to fly from Barcelona does it Well considering Mort was "spotted" this morning, and that's when those pictures will have been taken...He'd need to be superman to get from training to Tees Valley airport that quickly. And what would be the point in him training if he was coming here? Maybe it was his agent flying in

Rumours: Some times for your diary. Alex T has dropped us a line via 81111 to let us know Deco, Abdoulaye Faye, Habib Beye are due to meet their new team-mates at 1400 BST.

Number 8 is clearly reserved for Edmilson [/Alan Oliver]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE'RE SIGNING MESSI"!

Rumour: Some airport news. 99sc1610 is waiting to greet his partner at Heathrow, but sod the flowers and a warm hug at the arrivals door, he's hot-legged it to an internet cafe to tell us Ronaldinho "and his entourage" are in the building. Up in the north-east, Shady77's got a message from his Dad who works at Teesside airport and has seen Newcastle chairman Chris Mort going out to greet someone off a private jet that flew in from Barcelona. Deco maybe?

go to the "match console"

Why not Geremi at right back and Solano out wide

Game off, Clive Clarke has went hospital after collapsing at halftime, was awake when he left the ground. Hope the lad gets well soon, I hope people don't wish misery on lad with him being a Sunderland player. Are you stupid?

The moralising comments are far worse than the laughing ones

Fucking hell. Thats horrible

La Liga is back and still crazy like always Watching Valencia vs Villarreal Villa got sent off on the first half after yellows from moaning & diving. Now Joaquin got sent off for yelling at the assistant Must have said something quite harsh Oh and of course there was a pen...

No he's not shit, he plays for Newcastle United after all....

"The stereotype has grounds, and it's not racial." You talk some shit Grant Making monkey noices and throwing bananas at black players probably has grounds too if they are from Africa. BECAUSE THERE ARE MONKEYS IN AFRICA

Bit different league to "He's a terrorist and going to explode" though isnt it

It clearly hit Brown's chest not arm. It's just the right thing to moan that teams dont get pens against Man Utd & Chelsea. But hey, don't let any facts get in the way of the typical "referees always favour the big four"

I feel a fit of rage whenever my friends mention their fantasy team. Have to put my hands in my pockets or I think I'll hit them in the face. You need some therapy

Sunderland manager Roy Keane has revealed that Roma defender Samuel Kuffour is training with the club.

Yeah, but commentators shouldn't lambast people in football remember. If credit should be given when its due then surely so should criticism? Taking the piss mate. I know you were, i was just adding to my original point. Stop embarassing yourself.

Wonder if Big Sam is taking notes, 4-3-3 and all that. Right, you must be on the wind up mate. Obviously It's you so its not that obvious

Oh dear. My mistake, 2 NUFC players off, 1 on. Again, que? que? Fucking hell

From .couk You get the feeling he's begging for someone to activate the clause when you read it