Kasper

There are two Ecuador players in that pile. One who wins the ball (maybe) and one who gets it after that. And that guy has his leg offside apparently.

It took them like 5 seconds to check it haha

Amazing. Good job keeping them safe guys.

Did the M for Matteo

Someone needs to be on Kane. Our midfield’s intense pressing opens up way too much space infront of the back four at the moment. Maybe invert the triangle there?

Cracked the top 100k last night. 77k

Out for a "few weeks"

Isak has like five touches.

Thank god. We’re so much more enjoyable to watch with him.

Out of all the keepers Pope has 2nd highest % of goal kicks over 40 yards (83%) and 2nd highest average length (63 yards). Southampton is highest in both stats.

”Official Hair Clinic Partner” im dying this is a joke right?

Weak effort. Knew I shouldnt have taken him in FPL.

But what does that mean exactly? Does he run & close down defenders more than your average PL striker? Does he win more duels or headers? Something else?

"Grafting his arse off" = doing exactly what all strikers do except score goals.

They have to say that to make sure we keep clicking their links for the rest of the day...

I trust @Ando7, potentially.

Someone come and teach us how good Longstaff actually is and we just dont understand. Again.

Looking at that team I’d be pretty depressed if it wasn’t for Isak’s debut. Buzzing to see him.

I'm shaving my head.

Brilliant stuff. I'm 100% sure they'll happily tell some random bald cunt exactly what is happening with another person's work permit application.

I'm pretty sure they are keeping him updated on the status of transfers Obviously he can't discuss ongoing business so it's easiest to say he doesnt know whats happening.

Omg he's on a life support system.

That's a Finnish Oura ring I think that tracks your activity & sleep etc. I've got one, its nice. https://ouraring.com/

Ok. Played most of his matches as a centre forward according to Transfermarkt though. So I think it's fair to say he's a striker.