This is like when you’re out in toon and you've had your eye on a lass all night, catching her eye, you can tell she wants you, so you go over and share a few words, bit of dance. You head to the toilet to weigh up weather to go in for the kill or not... is she really worth one?.... then you come back out to see your best mate fingering her on the dance floor. All the hard work gone in a moment, devastation instantly kicks in and you feel physically sick. Whole night has now become a shambles and a complete waste of time.
Wrong.
You come back from the toilet. Kick your mate in the balls, take the lass home and take her from behind while Cabaye, dressed in full NUFC kit, watches from the end of the bed and encourages you.
Come on Mathieu! You know you want to be that lass.
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