Kasper

Cant wait to get rid of the player scoring 80% our team's goals myself either. Better?

No one was offside

Shit Fuck me...

Nice one. I know. So unorganized. You should've seen it man.

It looked like Colo was marking 3 guys alone in the 2nd goal

Yes, remember he was mentioned in the Pardew talk in as an example of the scouting system where Pardew and Carr both have to agree on a player before we make a move. Pardew wanted him but Carr didnt think he was good enough.

Russia.

Our Independence Day! Win it for the great country of Finland

The fact he's on a 8 year deal will make it really hard for Ashley to get rid of him. Not because of any potential money they'd have to pay him but just the complete embarrassment of sacking someone couple months after giving him an 8 year contract and publicly going on about the importance of continuity

No fucking wonder. Replaced by Ranger

Good work winning the ball for the goal but otherwise shit.

What's wrong with Cheik? Woeful.

It just says he's rewarded by results

Didnt see any of it but can imagine it quite well. One guy with the ball and everyone else standing around with hands in their imaginary pockets waiting for the ball to miraculously end up in the Maritimo goal?

Falcao's goal is from a friendly game?

YESS I'll be happy if I get to see a goal. Last/first time I went it was a boring 0-0 draw with Bolton in 2003.

Holy christ. What a strike

WHAT? Marveaux ffs

Was a shocking clearing header from Tav there. Not much better from Krul...

Second game this season I'm going to miss because im on a boat!

YESS YESS YESS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Does anyone of them know where they're supposed to be playing? Doesnt look like it.

And the only player who might score has to go off. Perfect.

Just one word: MESS

Yep. Got what we deserved. You need to wake up earlier Alan. Not after they score...