Beren

Such a great deal, people tell me it was one of the best deals, Donald Trump is already claiming credit for it.

Parish turning down £70m

Of course he calls him Izak.

McGinn is almost a pound-for-pound perfect specimen of the no-mark bitter central midfielder. No discernible talent, snide, clogger, a bad attitude, jealous.

That will help for sure. Sincerely not sure how realistic it is for us to get as many quality bodies in through for the door for this style to be the norm.

Routine win, three points. In a great position to take a CL spot. Team not at its best, but far too much for a poor Man Utd side. Still think a less taxing style of play is required for us to compete on multiple fronts next year.

Bit of indiscipline and arrogance for the conceded goal. No need to panic though.

What are Newcastle's remaining hoodoo teams/grounds? Chalked off: Won at Wembley Beat Liverpool Won away at Arsenal Remaining: Beat Man City in the league (beat them in the cup, and got a draw or two since IIRC) Beat Bournemouth Win at Anfield Am I missing any?

Tbf, Longstaff watch is quite fun. Literally just watch him. Just runs around, and never quite gets involved in anything.

I'm just messing. Three points, happy days.

We just won a trophy. We're 3-0 up away from home, and I think this is an awful watch. THIS IS HOW IT STARTS GUYS.

Reserves have a fixture on April 14th away at Man City. Might be able to squeeze a few more minutes out of Isak for that after the Man Utd match.

Best striker in Europe and we've got him playing piggy in the middle of Leicester's backline when Newcastle are 3-0 up away from home and he has a niggle.

Leicester are so low on confidence they're making such simple mistakes. Newcastle haven't been great! Anyway, get all the purples off.

I would agree with this if we're talking about a young full back, or even a midfielder - but high up the pitch? I think he might just have a blindspot. We've seen this for a few seasons also. You can see Isak can barely jog, let alone effectively harry, but he's kept on for the full 90 (when we had a slightly more spritely Wilson or young players who literally just needed to harry opposition).

A backup striker Howe is willing to use* Osula has flashed enough for me to have been used and developed more than he has.

Finishing could do with some work.

Nah that was March 16. This is just a league game mate.

He got there first tbf

Shouldn't be playing a basketball game with this many minutes left. Don't leave those runs in behind with our slow defence!

Barnes, Burn, Tonali, Trippier and Tino have been good today. Really carried some other up-and-down performances. And Willock since he came on.

It's things like this I don't get, man. June 2025. I just keep thinking of June 2025. This nonsense can't continue beyond that.

Tonali will tell all in the post match.

That'll do it tbf