Beren

Can't account for the veracity of this, but funny all the same:

Put £58 on Livingston, wew.

Tbf I kinda agree. Feels like a question posed by someone who doesn't appreciate the value of squad depth (not saying the OP or other contributors don't, mind). The answer, to me, is obviously Gayle btw

The bits in bold It's such goddam delicious cake when it's not your manager but with fans who mocked you for hating him.

Good group of lads. Fluking their way 1-0 up to the PL though.

Thread title If this forum population was on the final episode of Seinfeld, we'd all be in jail.

Shelvey is spot on. Buying Wullie a Colback for Christmas.

Whatever it is, I'm going to expend some serious Photoshop energy into replacing the title with "I'm a cunt".

Anyway we broke him. That's what matters. http://i60.tinypic.com/2vt1qa9.gif

This is why the phrase "you wouldn't wish this on your worst enemy" is always caveated with "except Pardew, of course, the cuntfaced prick".

Went for 2-1. Balls.

Would love to see Crooks in a debate with Trump. Might be the first two names on my fantasy celebrity dinner party guestlist.

Football is absolutely rotten man

Had a similar idea years ago - to compile a list of daft quotes attributable to each daft pundit on a little blogging website. Far too lazy obviously, but reckon it would have taken off if you could see Danny Mills, Townsend etc in all their verbatim idiocy.

I know several English white guys at work who could be next in line so I hope one of them get it instead.

:lol:

Just bring on Bellamy in extra time, no problem.

Looks like the start of a skin flick

Guthrie vs Blackburn in the League Cup. We got two in injury time as I recall?

Scenes

That's how I'm looking at it, aye I have less faith in you that the FA will cave. They got away with hiring him in the first place, after all, this is nothing. For Fathead's part, at worst he's as bent as we all know he is, at best he's as dim as we all know he is.