Beren

Joint second with Sanchez and Aguero

Thought he was awful tbh.

Wilnaldum - The Last Ride

This isn't right, man.

It's a super unbalanced squad, but got to start somewhere I suppose. Maybe defence and central midfield will get sorted next summer.

He's brilliant, great character, think he'll be a massive for us, but he doesn't IMO

Twat [Well done]

The little trick to flick up and take home the match ball A PLAYER WHO ISN'T SHIT. SUCK IT WORLD.

I am in this minority also, but we don't play like this every week. New blood really made a difference. They actually looked like professional footballers, some of them. Flashes of brilliance in the attacking play from Wijnaldum, Mitrovic, Perez, Sissoko and Janmaat. If we can keep and build around these guys the football could be alright, even if the pall of Ashley lingers over the soul of the club.

Would rather lose 2-6 than win 1-0, me.

Fantastic line that "They love him.. and he's only got one!"

WTF

Get in

Guzan is miles better than Elliot.

Newcastle scoring 5 in one game and conceding under 3

Mitrovic

SICK GOAL

Hope Mitrovic gets a goal

Alright, fuck off now Dave.

And Payet is on my bench

Reckon I have, by far, the best shit team today. Barkley, Mane, Sanchez, Walcott, Pelle, Martial, Lukaku. Dem appearance points. Rank day

Challenge over. Being about 10 pounds up overall feels like dogshit consolation having won so many bets. Ugh.

Bony 2