Beren

Eh? Newcastle player scored.... Adam Armstrong

Sanchez this season is killing me.

For some reason, Puyol is the only player whose cheating and dirty tricks transcended the rubric of reproach or criticism, he elevated his gamesmanship to an art form the likes of which Ric Flair would be proud. It was beautiful, man Everyone else who employ such tricks are contemptible

Monreal is a good choice

Deli Ally

Will Kompany start this weekend?

I'll agree that Gerrard is a knob and he is proving it.

Didn't even see the thread we were in - just picked a random mediocre striker

Can you imagine? NUFC lose the ball in the opponent's half: Cisse doesn't see because he is gormlessly smiling to the heavens- still immensely tickled by an earlier fluffed chance, Anita goes for the tackle but bounces off the man and injures his arse, Colback is the player originally dispossessed and continues running in an arc-shape to get back to the dispossessor rather than just turn around, Colo inexplicably makes a break from centreback leaving a gap in defence but gets there after the 5 seconds elapse by which point the gegenpress window has ended and a ball over the top has him scampering to stop Jamie Vardy from getting his brace. As Leicester celebrate, Jogback gets his man. Yellow card.

Against Bournemouth? They were disappointing against Norwich but they have goals in them. Also the mackems tend to struggle against the "lesser" teams.

Fuck I miss Prague.

Damn that dignified bastid - I've got Boro as my antepost Championship title winners.

I wonder how much he and Messi cost in Spanish Fantasy Football? 50.1m each?

Bony shite I take it?

When is his contract up?

Has Traore said anything bad about the club?

"Bin Laden death Cisse equalising vs Hull in that 2-2 was a tragedy" "Known terrorists anti-Newcastle United groups are friends"

An opulence of good midfielders to pick from and a dearth of decent strikers this year IMO.

Wenger and Torpedo Sunderland

Really fucking depressing isn't it? The sort of result/performance that makes you think Newcastle should quit while they're behind hopefully another international break is around the corner

That's about three or four players in this day and age. The squad was about eight or nine (with no hyperbole) of being able to scrap in midtable IMO.

Personnel is a minor at this point, but it's so obvious that those guaranteed starting spots play like they're guaranteed spots (Colback, Cisse) while Aarons and Perez are trying to make things happen when they get a chance. Fuck sake.